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Crab-Pot

The female equivalent of tea bagging. Also described as face-squatting. The act of putting ones vagina onto another's body parts, with or without their knowledge.
Dude, I passed out at this party, when I woke up, this chunker was Crab-Potting my thigh. Damn, she hit you with a Crab-Pot
by ¥£€ June 26, 2014
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crock pot

To fart into a sheet and then toss it on the face of the one next to you.
by jfxj67 August 5, 2010
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pot party

Daling ru also goin to d pot party 2mo? Ts gona mn sm work out as evry1 wl b xercisn rights. Jus cos of d party trs a holein1day n I dnt evn play golf. Is this new SA sumtn or wat?
by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009
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Dent the pot

When you've got to urinate really, really - REALLY - badly and it comes out like a steaming jetstream for, like, three or four minutes straight.
"Pull over. I've seriously got to dent the pot"

"Jeff had four beers and now he's in the head denting the pot"
by Teddy Thunderbolt September 20, 2011
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Neti pot

(Verb) the act of urinating into someone's nostril, and watching it pour out of the other nostril.
Bro, I neti potted that chick, I had half of my dick up her nose and it sprayed out the other nostril like a hose.
by Christopher_aaron April 4, 2017
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Crab Pot

After fisting your hoe's pussy, you drop your balls into her gaped fuck hole to give your nut sack a good washing in her slut sauce, only to have her cunt lips squeeze around your balls and clamp them in place like a crab in a crab pot.
I tried to wash my balls in that bitches fuck hole, but my nuts got clamped in her bitch ditch like a crab in a crab pot.
by halascanid February 5, 2022
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skeeti pot

When a guy ejaculates into a woman's nostril and the ejaculate comes out the other nostril.
Stephen: Yo, Carolina! Come over here and let me blow my load into your nose so I can see it drip from the other nostril.

Carolina: That is disgusting, yet intriguing at the same time. I'm totally game for the skeeti pot.
by ergoamazingness July 27, 2011
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