poon lover

you love PUSSY!

Ricky Beamer

by ANONYMOUS (DD RH) February 22, 2003

Legion of Poon

A close knit group of totally slutty and attractive girls. Known throughout town to be the easiest thing to lay since floor mats.

"Dude, you see Brittany, Candy and Sindy over there?"

"Yeah man, total sluts. The original Legion of Poon."

by Doomus July 12, 2015

dirty poon

dirty and greasy teenage girl close to having blue waffle

Wow that girl has some dirty poon!!!

by stfuuuu May 22, 2011

moon poon

pussy that is so good you think your on the moon

Yo man, that chick has some moon poon.

by asdfosfoadsfodsf October 23, 2008

poon poof

The expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse. A vaginal fart. More commonly known as a queef.

No joke, when I pulled out, she poon poofed for literally 5 seconds.

by HEINS 57 June 30, 2011

poon tang

Usually a synonym for "piece of ass" or another similar sexual phrase. The world may never know what "poon tang" means.

"I need some sweet poon tang!"

by RedBlade7 January 2, 2008

Poon Shield

(n) a video game console, primarily Xbox 360, that is so addictive you play it instead of hanging out with girls, or going to places where there will be girls.

(v) the act of being behind the poon shield.

(n) Guy 1: Are you goin to hang with us tonight? A lot of girls are going...

Guy 2: Nah man I cant I'm goin to sit behind the poon shield and try to beat the Mages Guild in Oblivion

(v)Guy 1: You going to be at the party tonight?

Guy 2: Nope, I'm goin to be poon shielding it up at home.

by Gee Hippity July 7, 2007