Poo bar

A low grade form of hashish typically bought when no other source of marijuana can be found.

-"Hey man you got any weed to sell me?"

-"sorry man i've only got poo bar."

by seniorsack August 24, 2009

poo butt

All the other definitions here are wrong. This is the right one:

"Poo Butt" - originally came about as a description of heroin addicts because they would often defecate on themselves after shooting up.

From this, "poo butt" became an insult within the "ghetto" neighborhoods (because drug addicts are the lowest of the low) to discredit someone's value or worth (which is why one of the posters believed it to be gang slang for "wanna-be").

It then evolved as a basic insult for anyone with "loser" qualities and even began being used in various situations where it literally applied (gym room toilet paper gave me poo butt) etc.

This is the truth. Mark Zuckerberg can just go ahead and delete the other definitions lol

"Why does Mark just sit in the corner looking like a zombie?" "Because, he's a poo butt".

"You ain't no gangsta. You're just a poo butt".
"I never learned to wipe my a** properly, so I'll blame the quality of the toilet paper for me having "poo butt".

by IGuessIJustKnowitAll May 4, 2020

magic poo

Magic Poo, a turd that vanishes down the toilet. Backed up by the lac of turd on the paper when you've wiped your arse.

Jesus Andy I've just done a Magic Poo. Tahts the second one in my life.

by Charlie G September 11, 2003

poo belly

When you haven't pooed in a long time and your belly gets big...you have a poo belly.

Oh man! I havent shit in a few days, I have such a poo belly....ha ha

by Poo boy April 30, 2008

poo bandit

poo bandit is someone who sneaks out of class or a meeting just for the sick pleasure of being in the bathroom by them selves. Once in the bathroom they will begin their homosexual act by taking a shit and then once they are done they proceed to take the shit out of the bowl with their bare hands and smother it onto the walls or toilet. The worst thing is when these idiotic people mould their shit into little people as if it was playdoh and then play with them.

Joey is a poo bandit i know this because when he came out of the stall his hands were full of shit

by Elder Berganza August 10, 2006

bunny poo

This is a name given to someone you love a lot. especially to a boyfriend or girlfriend.

Whenever there is a rush of feelings in the heart, and heartbeat increases, it is because of bunny poo.

You are the best bunny poo in the world.

by loochie toochie March 17, 2010

poo haiku

Poems, messages, etc. written in rest room stalls

Here I sit broken hearted,
Sat right down and only farted.

This is a tee-pee
For you to pee-pee.
Not a wig-wam
To beat your tom-tom.

Man's life ambition must be small
To write a message on a shithouse wall.

Some of the poo haiku masterpieces of Thomas Crapper...or George Michael...

by La Petomaine July 7, 2008