floor panties

Lingerie

Lingerie is just floor panties cause that's the only place they look good.

by The_Harry_Ballzack January 11, 2024

floor panties

Lingerie

Lingerie is just floor panties cause that's the only place they look good.

by The_Harry_Ballzack January 11, 2024

forgo panties

wearing no panties

I decided to forgo panties with this dress

by starrynnightt May 9, 2024

mr panton

deputy head of chis and sid who is probably 5 foot and has a passion for making children cry. his hobbies include being northern, sport of some kind and shouting at the year 7s for pushing in the canteen queue. his weakness ishis height.

person 1: “shit hide your phone mr panton’s here!”

person 2: “thanks you just saved me from the biggest northern lecture of all time”

by year7scaresme March 3, 2025

Neopolitan panties

When a girls panties contain the the ultimate skidmark - a disgusting trifecta of period blood (strawberry), yeast infection fluids (vanilla) and shit (chocolate).

"Hey bro, if your girl ever gets Neopolitan panties, don't ever go down if you see the red, white & brown!"

by MoodyBooty May 20, 2025

Maddie's panties

The softiest , most delicate panties in the world🌎X

Belongs to a charming young Girl and when you get ahold of them , you will be trapped in her love game🥀X

Woi dude... did u get into Maddie's panties?

Yh bro , never got out...

by Theprincess July 25, 2017

Parrot on the Patio

Beautiful girls or eye-catching men at the front door of a restaurant who talk to people walking by. Also, a particularly stunning customer maybe given a table next to a window to attract attention.

As Tommy walked home from the office, he would always stop for a beer at the steakhouse when Jeanette was welcoming customers. The beer was over priced but the view made it worth it. Tommy knew he always fell for the Parrot on the Patio sales technique.

by Cordoan June 14, 2018