Only in Oklahoma City Oklahoma

Only in ohio but cooler

Only in oklahoma city oklahoma dawg 😂👌💯

by Jumperbumper December 14, 2024

Only Hispanics And Latinx Wants To Nick Name Individuals As Lucifer Morningstar <10 Vitamin Ingestions For Digestion>

Only Hispanics And Latinx Wants To Nick Name Individuals As Lucifer Morningstar <10 Vitamin Ingestions For Digestion>

Only Hispanics And Latinx Wants To Nick Name Individuals As Lucifer Morningstar <10 Vitamin Ingestions For Digestion>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

It’s only weird if you make it weird

It’s only weird if you make it weird — see also “It’s only wyrd if you make it wyrd” the response to an intimate when one has made a legitimate request and you receive a questioning or pitying look. Often as people we confidently ask for something that we would find both pleasing and satisfying; but, we are met with stiff resistance from our partners and intimates when they are asked to participate in our reasonable (and sometimes reasonable) requests.

Look at it this way, if a person give you a waaaaaaaaaaay overly specific request, they have either done this before or have at least put a lot of thought into what they want.

The underlying meaning of the word weird is magical so actually this comment is deep and dualisticly insightful.

Her: Babe, can you put my Yoga door mounts into the heavy file cabinet; bind me; suspend my arms and legs from the mounts; gag and blindfold me; and use my Hitachi Wand to stimulate me until I pass out?

Him: (Offering the gas face of disbelief in stunned silence)

Her: It’s only weird if you make it weird.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 12, 2023

horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.

Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop

by GenderBendr November 12, 2021

Card Only

When you go shopping most shops are now card only

James : Welcome to the shop

Silly Customer : Hello (hands over items and cash )
James : We are card only you stupid bitch

by Saw The Ride November 23, 2021

Why does it only work for men?

Fat cocks? Women need to get tossed into the fat cock blender or it's patriarchy? Ok.

Hym "Why does it only work for men? Because there aren't enough fat cocks to go around. So it gets the not fat-cocks. But is it were to work for women, what would it look like? They fuck all of the fat cocks and then get free money from the men they didn't fuck. That's how women want dating to be. Everyone around you pays you to get shlonged by fat cocks. It's pornstar without the stigma."

by Hym Iam September 14, 2025