texas hold em

the act of placing one's own testicles inside their anus, and thus holding them there

I can barely walk right now because I'm performing a texas hold em

by jbaby69 July 8, 2010

Mormon Hold 'Em

Polygamous marriage. Made famous by guest character Judge Constance Harm on "The Simpsons."

While most people enjoy Texas Hold 'Em, Mormons enjoy Mormon Hold 'Em.

by Smokin' Bitch Magnet January 6, 2006

jacob got em!!

when someone pulls a funny prank on someone else you expected to scream "Jacob Got em!!". originated from a group of annoying kids from queens New York.

*kid pulls down some girls sweat pants*

other kid yells out haha "Jacob Got Em!!"

* they all smile, laugh, and walk away*

by dicks4lifee123 December 31, 2011

Woke em down

To have hooked up with or done the dead with someone else.

“Damn Claudia after dinner you really woke em down?”

by LibraStan September 3, 2021

Gang n em

LA slang Created by Ralfy The Plug used to describe your family, friends, or gang

Don’t worry about them niggas that’s just gang n em.

by Indo Knox December 11, 2021

Two of em, yesterday

Business phrase commonly used by youtuber Dom Mazzetti
Means something has to be done with highest priority and ASAP.

Clean the toilet! Two of em, yesterday

by mightaswellbro June 30, 2020

Make em wet

Another way of asking a female how a male can make her vagina wet. most likely over the phone like snapchat instagram etc.

Trey asks anya how he can make em wet

by captaingreg May 12, 2019