Typically used when talking about sports betting. Vault means you keep it to yourself. “Lay,” being short for Parlay.
*sends screenshot to your friend*
You: yessir my vault lay just hit and I won $500 from a $25 bonus bet!
Friend: dude why didn’t you tell me about that?! I totally would’ve tailed you!
You: yessir my vault lay just hit and I won $500 from a $25 bonus bet!
Friend: dude why didn’t you tell me about that?! I totally would’ve tailed you!
by cherry cola north February 19, 2024
Get the vault laymug. Person 1:Jack was laying pipe last night.
Person 2: idk what that means. My autism prevents me from understanding euphemisms.
Person 1: it's okay. He had sexual intercouse with someone with XX chromosomes.
Person 2: idk what that means. My autism prevents me from understanding euphemisms.
Person 1: it's okay. He had sexual intercouse with someone with XX chromosomes.
by Omencaptains June 13, 2024
Get the Laying pipemug. A professional button pusher with a God complex, known for looping the same four house beats under breathy female vocals and calling it art. Thrives on bass drops, Instagram clout, and pretending his Spotify playlist is a spiritual experience. Will ghost you to “focus on the music” but really just spent four hours remixing Dua Lipa in his bedroom.
After two vodka Red Bulls and one existential crisis, I finally understood why DJ Re-Lay thinks looping Lana Del Rey over a tech house beat qualifies as ‘changing lives.’
by p.i.m.p.n.a.m.e.d.s.l.i.c.k May 18, 2025
Get the Re-Laymug. by Gooch Eater 27 October 4, 2025
Get the Laying Down the Mackmug. Laying down a nice smooth fart as you’re walking so that the smell slithers and lingers in air much like a fart snake.
Walking through Walmart on a Tuesday.
Joe Bloe: hey I swear I can smell the snake that lady squeezed out as she walked by with her cart.
Joseph blow: yeah dude I bet she did lay a snake as she walked by not giving a fuck
Joe Bloe: hey I swear I can smell the snake that lady squeezed out as she walked by with her cart.
Joseph blow: yeah dude I bet she did lay a snake as she walked by not giving a fuck
by AnalFan January 12, 2020
Get the Lay a snakemug. Laying pipe is to rail a man
E.g. Jamie - "I just laid pipe in Zong, he got it pretty rough"
Zong (overhears Jamie's words) - "yeah I did"
E.g. Jamie - "I just laid pipe in Zong, he got it pretty rough"
Zong (overhears Jamie's words) - "yeah I did"
by Harrydon May 30, 2023
Get the Laying pipemug. A flat lay is a picture taken from a birds eye view of a collection of items laid out on a flat surface.
Also another name for the Missionary Position.
Also another name for the Missionary Position.
by Kei1309 July 15, 2019
Get the Flat Laymug.