ugly oil beast

The last existing Republican President before the people revolted.

Did you see the people slay the ugly oil beast at the end of "Bible: the Movie"?

by Robert J. Blevins August 29, 2006

North Dakota Oil RIg

Having anal sex with a chick while she has diarrhea or post laxative ingestion and you pull out and a shit geyser spews from her turd cutter like an oil rig.

I was banging Sarah last night and her shitter was spewing like a North Dakota Oil Rig

by Tominater F June 19, 2015

whale oil beef hooked

The written equivalent of many spoken terms, which expresses surprise which is somewhat more than mild, but which will also avoid potential removal for unsavory language.

"Whale oil beef hooked! We have a tax refund!"

by verbusaccidentibus February 6, 2010

partially hydrogenated soybean oil

The most scariest, worst thing in the world, most often found in foods

"Ahh watch out... that may contain partially hydrogenated soybean oil!"

by Dana November 4, 2004

Las Vegas Oil Change

When a man fucks a woman/man's mouth while simultaneously shitting on the chest of the fellatio performing participant.

Jimmy's girlfriend was giving him head while Jimmy had a serious case of the runs (too much cheap beer). At one point Jim could not hold it in and in the middle of the mouth-fucking, let his bowels loose all down his girlfriend's chest; giving his partner her first ever Las Vegas Oil Change.

by Pubes Monroe November 2, 2012

extra virgin oil

Slang. Noun. It’s what pedophiles use on their pasta. The extra virgin part is when the girls he likes are very young inexperienced virgins.

Creep: hand me that extra virgin oil please. Girl: why do you call it that? It’s what pedophiles use on their pasta. The extra virgin part is when the girls he likes are very young inexperienced virgins. Girl: you’re a pathetic creepy guy who’s going to live with his mom for the rest of his life! Get tf away from me!

by B-rizzle June 27, 2019

evening primrose oil

An oil used to calm PMS (Pre Menstrual Syndrome), common amongst little bitches and a great oil to spike your girlfriend's drink with

George: OMFG WHY DON'T MY FRIENDS EVER LIKE ME AND WHY IS MY BEDROOM A BEDROOM AND WHY DO I HAVE NOTHING I WANT
Alex: drink this fucking evening primrose oil, you turn into a right diva when you are on your period
*drinks oil*
Alex: better?
George: better.

by The Maynard Master December 1, 2013