That shit you take that feels like you're peeing from your ass, and looks like someone poured a can of chunky's soup in your toilet. Poop-Soup comes in 5 different levels.
Poop-Soup levels:
Lvl 1 - brought upon by a sudden discomfort, your stomach is in for a challenge.
Lvl 2 - the discomfort evolves into a pain, letting you know that your ass in a bit of trouble.
Lvl 3 - the pain is accompanied by an almost constant rumble, letting you know that only parts will come out solid.
Lvl 4 - the pain & grumbling are no match for the newly joined back pain, crippling you before you deliver your sloppy mess, which could be easily mistaken for a few Hershey kisses dumped into some chocolate milk.
Lvl 5 - the pain, grumbling,back pain, are all no match for the intense shivers & heavy sweats, this is a definite warning that your asshole will not survive. Nothing will be solid & the memory will haunt you forever, for this the highest level of poop-soup.
Poop-Soup levels:
Lvl 1 - brought upon by a sudden discomfort, your stomach is in for a challenge.
Lvl 2 - the discomfort evolves into a pain, letting you know that your ass in a bit of trouble.
Lvl 3 - the pain is accompanied by an almost constant rumble, letting you know that only parts will come out solid.
Lvl 4 - the pain & grumbling are no match for the newly joined back pain, crippling you before you deliver your sloppy mess, which could be easily mistaken for a few Hershey kisses dumped into some chocolate milk.
Lvl 5 - the pain, grumbling,back pain, are all no match for the intense shivers & heavy sweats, this is a definite warning that your asshole will not survive. Nothing will be solid & the memory will haunt you forever, for this the highest level of poop-soup.
Person A: man my stomach has been really hurting, and i get these back pains at random.
Person B: uh oh, sounds like you got a bad case of Poop-Soup.
Person B: uh oh, sounds like you got a bad case of Poop-Soup.
by AEON KrYpToNiTe May 9, 2015
Get the Poop-Soupmug. When you think you're done pooping, you start wiping, only to realize that you need to poop again. Then are you done? Yeah, wipe again. Oops, more poop? Then wipe some more. Coined by Larry the Cable Guy.
Larry was at the county fair making poop lasagna in the bathroom. "Poop, paper, poop, paper, poop, paper..."
by Brock Anonymous July 2, 2008
Get the poop lasagnamug. Kathy was working all weekend on some new necklace creations and made a big pile of bead poop in the process. Looks like glitter.
by flyingdog April 25, 2008
Get the bead poopmug. A person who is so engrossed in their MMORPG (World of WarCraft, EverQuest, etc.) that they forgo even the most basic formalities surrounding biological need, like going to the bathroom to defecate.
They poop in a sock instead.
They poop in a sock instead.
by honkbert March 25, 2008
Get the poop sockermug. by TopeaseArlie July 22, 2006
Get the poop bonermug. First word, poop, second word, sex, whole word, pleasure, experience, unforgettable. Poop Sex is when two buddys or pals are cuddling and push their butts together. This intense romantic moment causes them to poop making the poop coagulate (scientificly reaction) and their poop combines going into both butts completeing the poop sex. This profecy has been around for many years. This message is also approved by Guy Feiri!
by poopsexluver74 April 24, 2020
Get the Poop Sexmug. by Poopmama February 15, 2009
Get the Poop Babymug.