November 20

National say at school “My kids can’t hear me calling you a bitch because their listening to kidz bop” day

Julia: My kids can’t hear me calling you a bitch because they’re listening to kidz bop.
Romeo: What day is it?
Julia: It’s November 20th!
Romeo: That explains a lot

by Ieatmeatandmilk2013 November 18, 2019

November 19th

National Girlfriends Day!

if you have a girlfriend (which you probably dont if your reading this) take time on this day to show you love them, otherwise your an asshole!

November 19th is national girlfriends day! but I'm so lonely...

by FoxComix420Suckaaaa April 11, 2019

November 4th

National hold your bf/gf’s hand day.

Tom: oh look it’s November 4th.
Kayla: yay i get to hold your hand

by Anonymous._.User November 2, 2019

November 14

Good day to get down and dirty. National thot day for the fall season

It’s November 14th sis time to thot around ya know what I mean.

by Drphils_ass_is_juicy October 15, 2019

November 11

This day is "Pocky Day" You buy a pack of Pocky and you can pick anyone to play with you

Today was November 11 ("Pocky Day") and I had bought a pack of Pockyto play with Landon

by XxKatsuki._.BakugouxX October 20, 2019

November 11

Give a blowjob day

Random girl:hey dude! Y’know what today is?
Guy friend: November 11?

Random girl: yep! It’s give a blowjob day!!

by Jason Ayer November 11, 2019

November 14th

The day the best bitch was born. She fine as hell and is better than any other Scorpio. She deserves everybody's love and appreciation for today because it is her birthday. Whatever she asks for give it to her.

Girl: It's my birthday!!!
Girl/Boy: Yeah! November 14th...
Girl: You know what that means

by Allyboiii November 8, 2019