schrodinger's boyfriend

Common false spelling of schrödinger's boyfriend. Which means: He's both your boyfriend and not your boyfriend until the metaphorical box is opened.

Girl: "I have a boyfriend!" - Translation: I have schrodinger's boyfriend, demonstrate to me your high value and I'll like you anyway.

by CHorta13 September 16, 2017

idiot boyfriend

an idiot boyfriend that texts his girlfriends best friend saying that he would like to fuck her and gang bang his girlfriend

boy: hey do you want to fuck
Friend: i thought you had a girlfriend
boy: i do, thats ok we can gang bang her later
girlfriend: you are such an idiot boyfriend

by shinew January 8, 2012

Situational Boyfriend

When you're dating a girl and she only pays attention to you when there aren't better looking guys around.

guy1- "hey, whys your girlfriend spending all her time with that guy?"
guy2- "Because I'm only her situational boyfriend at parties..."
guy1- "wow, what a bitch."

by everyfuckingnameistaken March 17, 2011

Secret Boyfriend

A boyfriend who just listen to you. Basically emotional support. Someone who you bond with more then your boyfriend. Mostly emotional and physically not always sexually.

I need a Secret Boyfriend my mans never listen to what I say and I feel like I cant cry on his shoulder.

by Goldbubbleku$h October 16, 2019

minecraft boyfriend

the amazing boy you met on minecraft and talked to them over a voice chat and now youre in love with them but too scared to tell them

i’m in love with my minecraft boyfriend

by DeeAyAitch January 5, 2021

Offline boyfriend

Offline boyfriend a boyfriend that’s not online

Offline: your significant other who’s not on the internet

We’re not introducing the offline boyfriends era

by Bunny83 August 21, 2021

Amazing Boyfriend

The guy that always puts the biggest smile on your face. The one who makes you laugh so hard you cry. The sweetest guy ever. He doesn’t, lie, doesn’t cheat, and would do anything to make sure you are okay. He understands you and loves you with everything in him.

Example: oh my God Noah is so cute he just showed up to my house with movies and popcorn he is such an amazing boyfriend

by Munchiezx December 11, 2018