Definition

Oh fuck off you know what this means.

"I'm so stupid I don't know what definition means"

by IAmPineApp December 23, 2023

Definitely

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Definitely .8

by Hagggggggard December 15, 2019

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by shit yourself now August 21, 2023

Name definition

A "definition" that "defines" a real life name (like James, Tyrone, Andrew, etc). Usually overly positive like "A VERY NICE PERSON WHO WILL ALWAYS HELP YOU NO MATTER WHAT", even though there's guaranteed to be at least one person named that who is a complete utter asshole. This type of shit is on both masculine, feminine, AND gender-neutral names. On super unique names that like 0.0001% of the world population has, they're not there, unless if someone with that name is a celebrity of some sorts.

People who make name definitions think they're cheering people up, but in reality, they're being an annoying fucker. If you don't want to have a name that has a fake urbandictionary definition, get a unique and rare name that is only used by at most 100 other people IN THE WORLD (assuming it's even used by ANYONE ELSE. Unless if you're a celebrity, there is almost NO way your name will have a fake name definition on it. If your name is smth like John or Mary, too bad.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022

definition of gay

Mr. Cowboys are the sole definition

Of cum guzzling Libra or gay.
The term derived from mobile Alabama

In April 2018.

Q: what's a Mr. Cowboys

A: the definition of gay

by R.j reckem October 19, 2018

corrupted definition

something that Urban Dictionary is FLOODED with (i bet you atleast saw one)
examples:
normal: "hello guys"
corrupted: <7.9.7.6.>hello guys, heLlo gUys, hellO guyS<7.9.7.6>

person 1: oh my god i saw another corrupted definition
person 2: thats normal here, apparently

by redzreall September 17, 2025

Definition Dating

When a young naive person falls into lust, they quickly head over to Urban Dictionary to write the equivalent of a love letter. Writing a pointless and inaccurate assessment of the name of the particular wench they are infatuated with, in the hormoment.

Steve: "Did you hear Ron blathering over Skylar? He showed me what he wrote about her on Urban...
He was all like: " she's the most beautiful girl in the world..." and " she is a free spirit.."

Aaron: "Wow, definition dating... what a douche."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019