Your crush

Me ;)

Jenna: Yo, who’s your crush
Brooke: Like I’d tell you, bish.

by Pen~Guin October 1, 2022

your boy

A nonproductive or troublesome employee that you're responsible for hiring.

Brian says, "Hey Ryan how's your boy doing?"
Ryan says, "F#$k that guy! He doesn't do s#$t around here."
Brian responds with "Yeah but remember he's your boy!"

by The Dr. T May 5, 2022

Your Mom

Fat Ugly

your mom.

by DefinitelyNotAstro June 24, 2020

your mom

1. The answer to any question, except those asked by teachers.
2. An insult.
3. The funniest brand of joke.

1.

Do:

Jen: When's the test?
You: Your mom.
Don't:
Teacher: Bob, what's 2+2?
You: Your mom.
2.
Bob: Youre a b word.
You: YOUR MOM is a b word.
3.
Your moms voice is so high pitched she walked into a concert and they thought she was the amp.

by yourmommy!!! May 5, 2011

your mom

your mom is a joke format that people use to make the other have to come up with a comeback

your mom is so fat she made the earth go out of orbit

by dogsarecute420 November 28, 2020

Your Mum

Your mum is an unfunny joke that no one uses anymore, please find a funnier joke if you use this...

Friend Hey tell me a joke
You Your Mum
Friend 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

by Get a life love February 27, 2022

your mom

A phrase you use when you try to piss anyone off at anytime.

Cindy: Soooo jim will you go out with me no
Douchbag Jim: No
Cindy: But why
Douchbag jim: Because your mom
Cindy: That phrase is so old jim
Douchbag Jim: Yea like your mom
Cindy: How do you now how old my mom is
Douchbag jim: Because her i slept with her :)
Cindy: That proves nothing
Douchbag Jim: Her Pussy was filled with spiderwebs

Jessica: whats the answer to number 12
Douchbag Jim: Your mom

by Douchbag Jim April 6, 2017