Liam Jones

this little blond super white kid loves the sport footy and plays basketball with also being an alright goalie at soccer he can quote on quote “get in with a girl” but jus cant get them he didnt get his first kiss when he hit puberty but hes still looking for it with the right girl he had only had 4 girlfriends with two being sisters and one of the sisters only dating for a split second and getting a kiss on a cheek in a stupid game of either spin the bottle or truth or dare he has few close mates and he doesnt really get bikini pics and rarely sends “ab pics” but its just coz hes skinny there not abs with getting a big glow up since puberty started and all his mates call him gay when he isnt

Year 7 girl who used to date him: “ OMG Liam Jones is actually so ugly. “
Her friend: “ well i dont think that

by Fat Bucks Fan July 10, 2021

liam gallagher

Lead singer of the british band Oasis he is a complete arsehole who thinks tht he is great. He slags song writers off and says that he is better than them when really he is not. If it was not for his brother noel (great player and song writer) there would be no oasis.

"Liam Gallacher is an arsehole"

by rfc_woody_rfc July 11, 2005

liam gallagher

Poor man's John Lennon.

Liam Gallagher is a mancunrian famous for being obsessed with the Beatles to the point of imitating John Lennon and in some cases claiming to have seen the ghost of, be the reincarnation of and be better than John Lennon.
He is a member of the over-rated rock band Oasis.
Oasis is famous for being a rip-off of the Beatles and numerous other bands.

by Boogaloo-Richie July 15, 2007

Liam's Girlfriend

Lily

Liam's Girlfriend is Lily

by Your-_Mama__- September 3, 2016

Dirty Liam

The Act of performing disgusting oral sex on your gay Swedish partner while popping wheelies in your hello kitty wheelchair until completion.

Man I can't wait to go to Sweden to perform a Dirty Liam

by That window is poggers July 29, 2022

Liam Waterfall

A Hot Guy with a huge cock who likes chicks to ride him

Have you see liam waterfall... i want to ride him

by Oiya_Rulez November 21, 2011

Liam Perez

This nigga is 3 ft and plays basketball, liam loves to do gang signs even though he not in a gang, his wife, Natalie Perez does not like that he does that

That niggas being such a liam perez

by Gang$ter August 21, 2019