nineteen-oh-never

Also: 19-oh-never

Very outdated.

Synonyms: eighteen-ninety-never, nineteen-seventy-never, etc.

Dad: And that’s why you should always look in the last place first.
Son: Dad, that joke is from nineteen-oh-never.

by Yamato Yamamoto November 5, 2023

A watched pot never boils

To wait anxiously for something to happen. It will seem to take a very long time or not at all.

This strategy is doomed from the start because it is far too public: a watched pot never boils.

by M2H November 13, 2023

never let them know your next move

The most unfunny and unoriginal comment you can ever find on a YouTube
short.

Unfunny person: "never let them know your next move, purple"

Person with brain: "Stfu"

by CumSockLicker April 6, 2023

never let this man cook

What you say when someone, usually a musical artist, makes music so bad that they should stop doing it for an indefinite amount of time.

Person 1: *posts a hilariously bad song*
Person 2: NEVER LET THIS MAN COOK 🔥🔥🔥🔥

by an extremely depressed bandu May 7, 2023

I never liked you anyway

Something a person says when they got rejected, got cheated on, or just broke up with someone for a reasonable or unreasonable purpose.
I’m unsure why they say this cause I’m not them but something that has to do with dignity and being an asshole 🤷

Test1: Sorry, my parents don’t allow me to date so I can’t.
Test2: I never liked you anyway!

Test3: *cheats on Test4&
Test4: I never liked you anyway!

Test5: I think we should break up, it’s just not working..
Test6: WHAT? I never liked you anyway, bitch!

by JFKSSHOOTER November 25, 2023

Hit or miss I guess they never miss huh.

John F. Kennedy
Abraham, Lincoln
John, Adams
Hit or miss I guess they never miss

Lee Harvey Oswald: "Get 360 noscoped headshots JFK" "Hit or miss I guess they never miss huh."

by Blaganaboooo December 3, 2023

Genshin could never

The day Genshin Impact got L + Ratioed by Honkai: Star Rail (both games are from the same game developers - Hoyoverse). The Honkai: Star Rail version 1.6 live trailer officially revealed new limited 5-star characters including Dr. (Veritas) Ratio. This new 5-star character is given out for free to all Honaki: Star Rail players who have unlocked the mail system and is available from version 1.6 to 2.1.

This is a historical moment as Genshin Impact has NEVER EVER given out a free 5-star LIMITED character and has received a literal L+"Ratio" from Honkai: Star Rail.

BRO1: Bro Honkai is giving out a free limited 5-star

BRO2: lol Genshin could never

by Kievaer December 17, 2023