shortness-ness-ness 

When u are very short and people keep messing with u being short

stop messing with my shortness-ness-ness🤦🏾 ♀️🙄

shortness-ness-ness by Sa’najah May 27, 2018

Rosy-ness 

The feeling you get when you sat down in the sun for too long

“The Rosy-ness is gone now, but I still have two pink cheeks.”

Rosy-ness by Miss Rosy June 3, 2018

fan-ness

when you’re that dedicated to someone or something, a word used in argumental terms.

‘it doesn’t matter how many followers i’ve got, it’s about the fan-ness towards them!’

fan-ness by teamrobertson26 on ig ;) October 13, 2018

oscar-ness 

Worthy of an award. In behavioural terms, upright, just, gleaming and outstanding amongst all others. In physical terms, effortless presence and appeal to both males and females. A state often envied by the covetous but impossible to pull-off by impersonation . You either have award winning 'oscar-ness', or you don't!!

"Hello, is that the Community College? Where can I learn Oscar-ness please?" ............... (Reply), "I'm sorry, Oscar-ness is a gift which can be neither taught nor learnt. Please peruse our options for a more suitable course, Personality Development maybe?"....

oscar-ness by Aunty FunGal December 24, 2018

Loch Ness Monster 

When you flush an extra long shit and as it spins down, the tip stands up straight, breaching the the water like the Loch Ness monster head emerging while the body is hidden underwater.

Loch Ness Monster- I took a shit so long that when it spun down the tube the tip popped out above the water looking at me like the lock ness monster.

Loch Ness Monster by #IAM100% February 25, 2019

Lorraine ness 

A big annoying girl that never listens and always hangs around with a girl called summer that is really annoying never talk to a girl called Lorraine ness she is always reallly big if u know what I mean

Lorraine ness

Lorraine ness by Human3000 October 31, 2019

Lorraine ness 

Fat human that no one likes and hangs around with a peacock and the peacock is a big annoying cock

Lorraine ness is annoying

Lorraine ness by Human3000 October 31, 2019