they need an oscar

a "joke" used by people born in 2011 +. It is usually found on YouTube shorts.

Another form of this is "they don't need an oscar, the oscar needs them"
If you type these comments, you are a clown.

*fish swims*
AhmedGamer7272: THEY NEED AN OSCAR!
WolfPackLover: He deserves an oscar!
FortniteAmosug: They don't need an oscar, the oscar needs them!

by Avatarmint September 16, 2023

The number 1 skill you need to succeed

Sam Altman says it's not intelligence.

Hym "And he's right! The number 1 skill you need to succeed is the ability to rape your sister and get away with it! It's the ultimate skill! The no. 2 skill is the ability to steal from geniuses and the no. 3 skill is the ability to get people to lie or keep secrets for you! See, I know all the skills."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

i need to touch grass

when someone is thinking a bit too much about someone/things they want to do with someone so they need to take a breather

steve: are you ok?
charlie: yeah i need to touch grass

by the answers you need April 7, 2023

i need that

when you don’t just say want to beat someone’s ass but you NEED to beat their ass

bela ass a bitch i need that

by asianbaddie23 January 26, 2025

We need cash

A Youtube Shorts trend that was popular in mid-July 2023. As the title suggests, it was a trend acting out a conversation between a group of two or more people discussing how they will earn money. Obviously, the conversation opened with the words, "We need cash. What happened to our stash?" It was performed by some mid Youtubers such as: Ian Mid, Midria and Bill, MidTeeShirt, Kelsi Mid and more. The trend made 10 people across all first world countries laugh, Most of them being in America. The first video i could find with this name was posted by AquaTown on the 3 June 2023, featuring PNGs of cute white cats acting out the events.

P1 We need cash.
P2 What happened to our stash?
P3 Bro, you have problems.

by Shocktospecter August 14, 2023

help we need

When a group of people is wanting sexual intercourse with a woman

"Thats some help we need," Jason said to the boyz.

by ayessvee October 10, 2020

Needs to die

No. I don't. YOU WANT THAT... Because it make YOU look like a dimwit. You said I was that! And then you cried like a bitch because I WASN'T that.

Hym "And then I created AI literally. So, this is the difference between dimwit and not a dimwit. And, you know, if anyone needs to die it's probably NOT the creator of AI. Maybe it's someone who's, like, some kind of petty charlatan. Or children! Children should always die. 100% of the time. You know what I say: The only good kid is a dead kid, amaright?"

by Hym Iam January 5, 2025