Morphing

After taking certain narcotic substances, primarily marijuana, one enters a stage in which the surrounding objects seem to move from side to side.

"me and jim smoked a bifta last night, we was fucking morphing!"

"tell you what Dave, this henry is making me morph!"

by some tasty weed August 25, 2008

Morning Sickness

When the office concubine trots into work in her beloved club attire, probably from the night before, and it instantaneously induces feelings of nausea.

Lauren is giving me the morning sickness with that tube dress, five inch knock off heels and bad weave.

by chickendigits June 6, 2013

morning ass

what you get the day after a hard night of drinking

I had some nasty morning ass today after drinking too many microbrews last night.

by Wind Rain and Lava January 12, 2009

Mording

To Sleep with many guys/girls consistantly (Often).

Look at Chelsea, she just morded all those guys.

James slept with Jen and Jess last night, he went mording.

by MordMaster February 10, 2010

morning breakfast

A hot steamy pan of dookie pie, usually served in bed, restrained.

"Good morning honey, what's for break-oh the hell's that smell?"
"Hold on honey! *brrrp* Umph! *frapapapapapa* Ahhh. Here you go sweetie, morning breakfast"
"Oh what the Bolshevik!"

by Suijen September 26, 2005

morning wood

a thing that i get when i wake up then, after wiping the sand crusties out of my eyes i chop my morning wood if you know what i mean

man my morning wood was so big i choped that wood till i photosynthisied all over my bed

by volcomeskater555 September 8, 2009

morning glory

After awaking with a massive erection, masturbate until near ejaculation. Then gently wake up your girlfriend, wife, or transient hooker and commence ejaculation in their barely open eyes.

Wife: Did you just..? Oh my God its everywhere, my eyes are burning! You asshole!

Husband: Behold the beauty of morning glory!

by luc richard mbah amoute April 13, 2009