Yo Momma

A answer to any question someone doesnt know the answer to

Teacher: Ok, Mark what is the captial city of Jamacia
Mark:emmm...errr. Yo Momma *laughs happily and hi-5s his friend*

by Liam=] May 4, 2009

chip momma

someone who likes chip munks and is the momma to your girlfriend.

i love you chip momma - jay-z.

by hgjfsdsdjgfsdj April 9, 2010

yo momma

the subject of most jokes

yo momma was virgin now shes pay as you go!

by gjhieruhgaiuergh April 29, 2010

mombo momma

An afro-american female who weighs in excess of 450 lbs. and usually resides in oakland, california.

Look at that mombo momma rolling to the welfare office!

by IRISH STUD July 21, 2013

honey momma

A woman who is extremely wealthy who has a young boyfriend for whom she provides a luxurious lifestyle. Honey is sweeter than sugar, so she must be richer than a sugar momma.

I know it is a crime, but I've got a sugar momma who just bought me a Nissan sports car. Dude, I've got a honey momma and she bought me a Porsche turbo a month ago. sugar momma, sugar daddy, brown sugar daddy, boy toy, boyfriend

by joecoolthefool September 24, 2015

Teen Mommage

The life situation that used to be a cautionary tale about how horny teenagers done fucked up their lives. In small towns this gestational period usally signaled the migration of said teen fuck up and her family to pack up their shit and move to another town. One in which tale of the teen mom's hoeness hasn't been spread. In present day teen mommage has spawned a lucrative entertain business where young hoes try to parlay their aversion for condoms and swallowing into a spot on a reality TV show.

That chick needs to wrap that shit up before she has to deal with teen mommage.

by Jbabyj September 2, 2016

trauma momma

A mother or motherly woman who looks after a young person after they have experienced a traumatic physical or emotional event. trauma hug, hurt hug, trauma, hurt, mom, momma, mother, caregiver, child, young person, teenager, drama

Your mom is a great trauma momma, after I scraped my knee, she bandaged it and gave me hot cocoa.

by joecoolthefool May 27, 2016