Minecraft fandom

The minecraft fandom consists of many boys who try to get away from reality. This fandom is made also of very smart people too so be careful with these people as they can outsmart you with very wierd but cool wierd sounding facts. Don't act dumb or tease about minecraft around them as you. will get into a gruesome,hurtful,super ultra uber mean fight with them. They are described as "the most video game intelligent fandom ever." In minecraft they act like know it alls during gameplay and really start soaring with ideas. The fandom will also consist of very creative people. The fandom also leads to famous youtubers and is also a very big one. The game is famous itself and very addicting too so, and the fandom also lures people in bye showing them gameplay and teaching you they're ways so watch out or you might find yourself part of it. WARNING:If you don't really understand the game then you will have trouble understanding them as you'll probably think they are talking another language,or they're insane and stuck in an imaginary world in their head,or talking just plain gibberish.

Nicole:hey dude what are you doing

Nick:SHHHHHH I'm building a nether portal too kill some blazes with my stone and diamond sword. I really need to concentrate.

Nicole:WHAT THE HECK I COMPLETELY DONT UNDERSTAND YOU AND ARE YOU REALLY PART OF THE"minecraft fandom?"

Nick:Here don't understand me see some gameplay

(Matthew walks in)

Matthew:Dude are you playing minecraft.

Nick:HECK YEAH!

Matthew:Did you get the new update with the netherbrick and the the nether portal.

Nick:Yea man don't you see that's why I'm building the nether portal.

Matthew:You need 2x78 netherbricks if your gonna build that big netherhouse ride...

Nick:Actually no I built the nether ride already. Jealous?

Matthew:Wow smarter everyday

(*high five eachother and Matthew keeps discussing with Nick)

Nicole:That's it I'm out of here.

(*Nicole face palms.)

by ilovepetsandvideogames January 6, 2014

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Minecraft Gamer

A real gamer that plays Minecraft with extreme devotion. Normally has a diamond pickaxe, and lives in the ender. Doesn't like retard niggas that play creative because that ain't the real shit. Also has a minecraft girlfriend.

Person 1: Yo, did you see that minecraft gamer?
Person 2: Yeah, he is an epic gamer. I hope he doesnt grief my base with his gaming tnt.

by GamerGodSorgalino445 April 29, 2019

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Hop on minecraft

When you are in public and don't want to say "fuck me hard and cream my ass"

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Hey john! Hop on minecraft later?

by Stepbrother3000 February 18, 2021

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Minecraft

A drug taken by 12 year olds

Shut the fuck up, minecraft kid

by SpongeBoobies October 8, 2016

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Minecraft

A game that a bunch of Dumbass little kids play. They will continue to play the game all night until their eyes die of exhaustion. The game was cool because you could do anything you wanted in the game (because it was a sandbox game) and build anything with the blocks they gave you. But now minecraft is pretty much ruined by 2 year old bandwagons who buy minecraft shirts and merchandise. These dumbass bandwagons also make a YouTube channel titled along the lines of "minecraftsl4yer1007" or "jimmyplayzminecraft1004" the bandwagons consistently ruin your experience by uploading videos of them screaming when they die on a minecraft server, a place all the 2 year olds in underware on their dads computer meet up to have orgasms into their mics.

Person: yo you wanna go to the movie with me and joe?

Minecraft Bandwagon: get the fuck out of my room you cunt I'm trying to play Minecraft

Person: fuck you faggot

by TheFuck69 March 15, 2017

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