by smallmouse99 June 24, 2024

A person who often wake up in the middle of the night, horny and with a goblin like energy, starts having sex with their partner.
1) Dude! She started blowing you in your sleep?
2) Yeah she's my midnight goblin, gobbling on my d**k
2) Yeah she's my midnight goblin, gobbling on my d**k
by MoonshinerPhil September 17, 2023

by SoM Fan lol September 27, 2022

by Cal3d0nl0cal July 31, 2016

Also known as MF. Midnight Fornification is'nt when you have sex at midnight (although it can be done). MF is when your partner (husband,wife, whatever) falls asleep before you do and your feeling really horny so you try having sex w/ them in their sleep or you just wake them up out of a good nights rest because something needs to be rubbed. Something you should ask someone before marrying them. Some people think its weird and disguesting others find it great! :)
how do you feel about this, has it ever happened to you before?
Although I do not think its possible for girls to do this unless they like being fingered.. or there husband has a big nose or something...
how do you feel about this, has it ever happened to you before?
Although I do not think its possible for girls to do this unless they like being fingered.. or there husband has a big nose or something...
Guy 1: "So is Jane into midnight fornication?"
Guy 2: "No and this is why I would never marry her"
Guy 1: "Smart Choice"
Guy 2: "I know right"
Guy 2: "No and this is why I would never marry her"
Guy 1: "Smart Choice"
Guy 2: "I know right"
by Johnathan Bass October 9, 2008

by Mulfy October 21, 2021

If you're trying to find this as a girls name then you're welcome to read this,
the most wonderful and sweet kind sharing girl you'll ever meet, she can be a baddie and she can be really kind, you could spend hours and hours talking with her, she is the best fanfic buddie you'll ever have in life
she will always be on your side no matter what and she'll try her best to help you with your problems, but if you don't like her then she'll dissapear like she was never there with you in the photos.
the most wonderful and sweet kind sharing girl you'll ever meet, she can be a baddie and she can be really kind, you could spend hours and hours talking with her, she is the best fanfic buddie you'll ever have in life
she will always be on your side no matter what and she'll try her best to help you with your problems, but if you don't like her then she'll dissapear like she was never there with you in the photos.
person 1 : damnit I regret leaving my best friend
person 2 : what was their name?
person 1 : Midnight.
person 2 : yeah you messed up hard bro.
person 2 : what was their name?
person 1 : Midnight.
person 2 : yeah you messed up hard bro.
by Alexa Shidesu August 12, 2021
