Bob Marley comedian

a comedian from maine, talks a lot about new england and his family.

"yo that bob marley is wicked funny dude. no bob marley comedian"

by ElDrogadictoMuerte January 13, 2022

Bob Marley

Someone who is very good at CSGO and Makes Very good NFT!

He is a Bob Marley

by W Spudder April 6, 2022

Bob Marley Hour

It’s just malware

Hey guys, stop. It’s Bob Marley Hour.

by Throwaway3819183 April 26, 2023

Bob Marley Catheter

When you take fat-ass bong rip and go down on your man, pinch the tip of his dick to open the urethra like a balloon and blow the bong rip into it really fast so his balls inflate like a balloon. Then you poke ‘em with a thumbtack and watch his body go round the room like a comical balloon.

Chad Thundercock: Dude, this bitch gave me a Bob Marley Catheter one time.

Kyle: Whoa! What happened?

Chad Thundercock: Put me in the hospital for a week. Worth it.

by Zaschiana April 27, 2023

mari/marlena

no fucks to give

like we give no fucks we rlly dont care at all

"bro my grandma js passed frm cancer " mari/marlena '"to bad anyways u wnna order pizza for me u n ya gma oh wait shes dead"

by marigzzzz October 13, 2023

Jack Marles Spanish Rizz

his capability to rizz up girls in spanish

damn bro you've eaten more than jack marles spanish rizz

by not noah tolly March 21, 2024

Bob Marley

Despite his squeaky-clean image as one of the pioneers of reggae music and flying in the face of what Little Itty-Bitty Bob Midget Boy Marley's severely stunted manlet fanboys would like you to believe, Bob "Manlet Mathematics" Marley was a dwarfed, 5ft6 small, Old Toby pipe-weed smoking Ewok hobbit and, according to credible allegations made by his sadistically victimized wife Rita Marley, a wife-beating violent sexual deviant and therefore just another typical small man syndrome-infected microscopic manlet midget monstrosity. Known for constantly cheating on his long-suffering wifelet and even stooping so low as to impregnate and then promptly leave eight innocent women alone to raise his illegitimate offspring in grinding poverty while Bob "Sissy Manlet" Marley rubbed tiny shoulders with the brutally overcompensating and grotesquely gnomish, platform shoes wearing Gabonese dictator and absolute midget turbo-manlet Omar "Standing Blowjob" Bongo - the devastatingly diminutive, peculiarly petite and inherently effeminate myopic manlet pipsqueak fairy Robert Nesta "Straight Outta The Shire" Marley was certainly not someone to look up to. Because he was way too short for that. Manlets BTFO.

Manmore 1: Manlet detected. Isn't that Bob Marley standing around in that front yard over there? Manmore 2: You are mistaken. Here, take my magnifying glass. It's just a moss-covered garden gnome. Manmore 1: Oh, you're right! My apologies. Manmore 2: No problem, easy mistake to make!

by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024