magic josh

Magic josh is a person who typically claims to be magical. A magic josh can be seen driving a juggalac and always talks about his magic, but they are never prepared. Their hobbies tend to include drinking, smoking, and making babies.

Where's the magic tricks...magic josh didn't come prepared.

by jennykfosho April 14, 2010

Magic: The Gathering

A trading card game that doubles as a girl repellant. If you are afraid of girls, buy boxes of these cards.

Girl: Are those guys playing magic? I think I'll take a detour.

by TakeTheVeilCerpinTaxt August 06, 2005

booby magic

The act of grabbing (and optionally tweaking) someones breasts or bitch tits, especially if it annoys that person.

My bitch loves his booby magic, it sends his legs akimbo.

by mrbdamien November 23, 2004

magic finger

The finger a girl uses to masturbate with. plural form would be magic fingers.

Mary: yeah i was masturbating last night because i was just so wet
Dave: oh, so which finger is your magic finger?
Mary: Left hand, middle finger.

by DS magic touch December 02, 2011

Puppy Magic

Masturbation, because every time you do it God magically kills a puppy.

Today I cast three puppy magic spells. All were successful. As a result, the pound is three puppies less full.

by jmtas May 12, 2006

magic stick

i got the magic stick I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
I hit the baddest chicks
Shorty don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you maaagic
(What? What?) Maaagic

magic stick is the best song by lil kim

by laughingcat1963 November 29, 2007

magic beans

describes little rocks that work better than other little rocks

I want to grow a giant beanstalk, got any magic beans?
Not the kind that bear magical fruit, I toot enough already.

by PseudoHigh February 10, 2012