A very hot mom. Milf stands for:
Mom I'd Like to F*ck.
Usually 30-59 years of age, and has a big ass and tits. Has had at least one child.
Mom I'd Like to F*ck.
Usually 30-59 years of age, and has a big ass and tits. Has had at least one child.
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1. Like Catfishing, but specifically designed to catch attention starved Milfs.
2. Digitally impersonating a person that a Milf flirts with in order to get her to sext you or send you erotic videos.
3. Stalking a Milf on social media; seeing who she flirts with; creating a fake profile impersonating that person; following what the person you're impersonating posts; privately messaging her from the imposter account with made-up personal details about those incidents until she trusts you, and starts to send you sexts and homemade videos. This is often followed by selling these sexts and videos to amateur porn sites.
2. Digitally impersonating a person that a Milf flirts with in order to get her to sext you or send you erotic videos.
3. Stalking a Milf on social media; seeing who she flirts with; creating a fake profile impersonating that person; following what the person you're impersonating posts; privately messaging her from the imposter account with made-up personal details about those incidents until she trusts you, and starts to send you sexts and homemade videos. This is often followed by selling these sexts and videos to amateur porn sites.
Dude, that Milf is flirting with Tim like crazy. I bet Milf Fishing would be easy with her.
I pretended to be Bobby and Milf Fished some skanky videos from Lexie. Her husband would kill her if he knew.
I pretended to be Bobby and Milf Fished some skanky videos from Lexie. Her husband would kill her if he knew.
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