Electric Messiah

24 year old triggered weeabo autistic social justice warrior & LARPing YouTube satanist with a 1 inch penis from Oak Lawn Illinois known for wearing a monkey mask on YouTube debating and threatening feminists while trying to pick up on underage girls using his autistic alpha male moves.

See also Autism, Chimp, Gimp

"Is that Electric Messiah in the cage throwing feces at us?"

by JwoJokerWorldOrder January 1, 2019

messin' with sasquatch

The series of Jack Link's beef jerky commercials featuring foolhardy groups of young adults toying with Sasquatch. Said toying almost always ends with the throwing/beating of a member of the group by Sasquatch.

Jack Link's Beef Jerky presents: Messin' with Sasquatch.

Heeeey wanna ride? It's ok. ..Sasquatch approaches car and driver subsequently drives off.. Sorrrrry. We're sorry. ..Repeats.. Sasquatch busts window and throws passenger.

Feed your wild side.

by BobWeaver December 8, 2007

Messy Smore

When your performing anal sex with a girl, you cum inside her ass. Then she shits with the cum still with it making it look like chocolate and melted marshmallows inside the graham cracker (butt cheeks). After she has those two things mixed together in her ass you eat it, which will get thing all messy.

One night me and this girl were by the fire and she made a delicious messy smore for me.

by nitsuj2010 January 10, 2009

Jessica Messica

When someone asks you your name and you totally lie and say Jessica and they ask for your last name and the best last name you can think of is Messica. So now everyone who’s name is Jessica you call Jessica Messica :)

Guy: “what’s your name?”
Me: Jessica Messica

by Bdbdhfnsvxb June 21, 2018

Away Message Author

A person who chooses to: 1.list several things they are going to be doing in the time following the setting of the away message to the time that that they return, 2.explain in unnecessary detail of the adventures that they are partaking in, or 3.someone who is leaving for a trip and decides to leave an extensive list of things they will be doing.

"My friend is such an 'away message author', he completely makes an elaborate story about what he's doing!"

Ex.1.- Hey, i'm not here, i'm going to wal-mart, then to the mall, then to the bathroom, then home, then.....
Ex.2.- i'm gone right now. i'm at the mall with friends. i'm going to go see a movie, pay $3.50 for a bag of popcorn, leave half of the bag uneaten, throw it away, enjoy the movie, leave, go drive to.....
Ex.3.- sorry, im not here, i'm in houston watching a baseball game. so i could be:
a. in a car
b. getting gas
c. eating candy
d. drinking soda
e. watching the game
f. driving home
g. .....

by Snoop Doggy Bryce September 12, 2008

messages

Scottish slang for shopping (refers originally to the written shopping list).

Och fur fuck's sake man! They Happy-Shoapper shoapin' bags are pure pish! Thin as shite! Noo airs aw Maurine's messages aw air the flair.

by Scoat March 1, 2008

Text messaging

1. An act that should never be done while in a car, during class, or in any other situation in which one should be paying attention.
2. An act that numerous teenagers often do while in a car, during class, or in any other situation in which they should be paying attention.

Idiotic teenage driver: *whips out cell phone and starts text messaging*
Intelligent teenager: Whoa! What the hell are you doing?! You're going to get us killed!
Idiotic teenage driver: Huh? Did you say something? *swerves*

by ProudGinger June 24, 2010