lean meat

1. slang term for penis, etc.

2. Can also be used as an adjective to describe someone with great skill or awe.

1. "I will slap you with my lean meat."

2. "Yo! That dude has some lean meat."

by Curtis Popsicle November 6, 2010

Freezer Meat

Variation of "Dead Meat" but applies to a person who messes with a closet psychopath(i.e. Someone you might see in a Walmart at 3:25 in the morning).

Person 1- Haha, I just insulted frank.

Person 2- Dude, frank's crazy. I heard he sleeps at Walmart. You're freezer meat for sure.

Person 2- Damn, you're right. I better watch my back.

by Korrosion November 9, 2011

Screaming meat flaps

When a girl queefs very loudly

I fucked her so hard her screaming meat flaps started going

by Bunboy-troy September 23, 2016

Bookstore Meat

people will only begin to understand it if they accept the bookstore meat

“You want some bookstore meat Francesca?”
“What’s bookstore meat Taylor”
“Just accept it and you’ll see the glory 🥩 “

by Bookstore meat October 17, 2020

meat curtains

The long, overly stretched out lips of a pussy, sometimes resembling philly cheese steak. Also known as: elephant ears, clappers, mud flaps, pounded cube steak, cube steak patties, dangly gizzard, and last (but not least), the giblet pouch.

Debbie's meat curtains are so long, she has a curtain rod in her shower to hang her flaps over so she can squeegie them down.

by Snu November 7, 2003

Meat Gazing

Someone who stares at your meat while using the urinal next to you.

He Joe that fag over there was meat gazing while I was taking a piss.

by RaiderNation January 1, 2008

Matylda

A beautiful girl with sexy facial features and a nice behind, who unfortualtely is unable to correctly spell her name with an 'i' and therefore substitutes with a 'y'. In Australia it is customary for people to celebrate her existance by singing "Waltzing Matilda" because damn' that girl is fine! She is also extremely well manered, creative, unique and well liked.

1. "Man, that girl is so beautiful! But wait... i think she spelt her name wrong..", "She must be a Matylda!"

2. "That girl is so fine!" "Waltzing Matilda!!, Waltzing Matilda!!" etc etc.

3. "That girl is SUCH a Matylda"

by Skully1152 February 28, 2010