ball is not life

This is a phrase you say to your basketball obsessed friend who says ball is life a lot.

"can you come over to my house? No, I am playing basketball. Ball is not life dude "

by YoloWalrusSOS November 8, 2017

college life

A term used by obnoxious college students (usually freshmen) to refer to the apparently unique lifestyle they are currently living. Very commonly used on Facebook, especially as a photo album title, usually containing numerous pictures of drunken bitches with case upon case of Keystone Light in the background.

Example #01:

Asshole #01- "Oh bra, I have like, a one page essay due tomorrow and I'm freaking out!"
Asshole #02- "That sucks! Welcome to the college life, man."

Example #02:

Slut #01- "So, like, last night, me and Slut #02 went to this party, and like, we got sooooo drunk, and then like, someone slipped us roofies, and I guess like, we got gang raped or something! I'm not sure, but my butthole hurts! Hehe!"
Slut #03- "Ahh. The college life."

by Li'l Skeet December 7, 2009

Liferfag

Someone who has a real life. Often used in a derogatory way by those who DON'T have a real life and are therefore jealous.

A "real life" is constituted by having a girlfriend, an active social life, getting laid on a regular basis etc.

Frank: This 14 year old is flirting with me on msn.
Silver: Fucking liferfag.

Danny: But I'm trying to only stick with one girl this time. There's just so many to choose from.
Elliott: Grr.. He's such a liferfag.

Brett: I guess I'm a semi-liferfag.
Jamie: I would probably be a liferfag if I didn't live in a barbarian village with like 3 fucking people in it.

Molk: I'm the complete opposite of a liferfag. I have no life.

by [PE]Elliott January 25, 2009

The Good Life

The Good Life, mentioned by Kanye West is about living life drama and worry free. Do your thing, be thankful for what you have, and take full advantage of everything you do have while still improving on your situation. The Good Life usually consists of being healthy, having confidence, having fun, partying and hooking up with sexy girls but varies from each person. Try not to become jealous of other people and don’t make a big deal out of everything in life. Just live your life, have fun, be positive, and you will be living The Good Life.

Grab a beer, pull up a seat, and relax. Welcome to The Good Life

by KingsIey April 15, 2009

Nug Life

Being a stoner; smoking weed. Also is a restiverb; combines Tupac's THUG LIFE with Nug, meaning a bud of marijuana

You blazin' today?
Fasho, nug life.

by nuglifee December 7, 2009

Lifeguard

A person that sits around on stand that's fucking hot and gets amazingly, perfectly tanned all day, wears the fanny pack with grace, blows that whistle how it should be blown ;), runs around in slow mo, lives for thunderstorms and save lives like a goddamn G. Best job in the whole world.

you: My friend shawn is a lifeguard.
me: Oooh child, he must be gettin all dem chicks with his money, tan.. and the ability to blow whistles with his mouth to mouth abilities ;)

by hdubb August 7, 2010

Thug Life

A word Evolved by the late Tupac Shakur. Commonly mistaken for a Criminal. Thug Life is the opposite of someone having all he needs to succeed. Thug life is when you have nothing, and succeed, when you have overcome all obstacles to reach your aim.

"When my heart beats, it screams THUG LIFE."

by Emejdoubleti May 29, 2004