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Snail Life

To be unemployed but still awesome as shit. Those a part of Snail Life may show respect to one another by throwing up the gang sign (closed fist resting uttop a slanted peace sign - makes a snail).
The snail life chose me. They could never handle the snail life.
by Snaillifer December 16, 2019
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ryders sex life

Non existent will never exist will forever be a virgin
by Nibbabooty September 5, 2020
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Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.
Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood.

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.
Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood, woooooooo!

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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Sea Life

Real definition: creatures of the sea (fish, amphibians, aquatic mammals, etc.)

Fun definition: another way of saying crushes (courtesy of my friends)
Usually, if one has a crush, one will choose a creature of the sea (e.g. Catfish, shark, sperm whale, etc.) and use it as a code name for their crush.
Often (but not exclusively) an animal beginning with the same letter as ones crush- (e.g. Blob fish=Bobby)
The 'sea' can also be used as a code name for 'love life'
Person one: "so how's your sea life been recently, guys?"
Person two: "well, Carp knows my name."
Person three: "My sea is dead, nothing has survived, all sea life is irradiated."
by LookinForPizza December 10, 2020
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Cant Scream Thug Life If You Cryin'

Something you say to yourself as a reminder to keep your composure/remain a Thug Gangsta while in a situation that has you frightened or feeling scared. To help keep your cool till you get through it. Thugs dont Cry
As Jordan stood on the edge of a mountain side cliff she slowly inched her way to saftey while slowly repeating Cant Scream Thug Life If You Cryin' over and over in her head.
by "2Late" February 9, 2021
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National STOP Rape Life

Actually. People saying “stop rape day” are messed up too. It should be everyday
Friend: hey I should create national stop rape day on urban dictionary!

Me: shut up. Create it for everyday! How about National STOP Rape Life!
by Loralie Malfoy April 24, 2021
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