Lay Raise: The result of being fired from a position only you or very few people can fill, only to be hired back at a higher pay rate when the company whom fired you comes crawling back for your help.
So they fired me on Friday, and hired me back on Tuesday, but for more money, because I didn't want to go back for the same. Best three day weekend and lay raise ever!
by LoganPhyve January 31, 2012
When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.
Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."
by Dudgeridino March 07, 2016
Is a a guy who will fuck anything anywhere likes to fuck in public bathrooms and don't matter if their male or female a trae-lay will fuck anything
by RoyalVanitylay July 31, 2021
by Mando February 17, 2016
by ABDL2023 August 01, 2023
The most meaningful and purposely disrespectful action a succubus can do to and manipulate a person that is trying to help at their fullest extent of resources for a relationship.
by Thrills&Spills August 14, 2023
When you shave your pubes after no shave November in the shower and it leaves a nice carpet of hair on the floor.
by Solemnityy December 30, 2019