Luke joke

A Luke joke is a joke that's so bad nobody but the person telling the joke laughs. A Luke joke is also usually followed by stares of disbelief at the joke-teller's complete lack of humor.

Person 1: "So you know what killed the dinosaurs?"

Person 2: "A Meteor?"

Person 1: "No. DinoSARS! (laughing uncontrollably)"

Person 2: "You're a retard. Stop telling Luke jokes."

by Burnt Renolds October 11, 2008

Luke

A person which is always second best to Jeeves and is not ashamed to let everyone know his penis is the size of a cocktail sausage

That guy is such a Luke

by AfcJeeves July 6, 2015

Luke Kantor

An amazingly awesomely awesome Person

Luke Kantor is such a hoss

by hossdaddy3000 December 7, 2010

luke okerman

a red neck wuss who thinks he is the best at everything but reallly isnt
kale robinson is better

god that bitch is such a luke okerman

by kale robinson January 11, 2008

Luke Sturch

An aspiring nonce and child toucher inspired by histories greatest nonces e.g. Jimmy S and Chris Hill

You did a Luke Sturch

by S2005a2005 January 9, 2020

Luke Heaven

A guy who is ridiculously romantic. Loyal and lovely, he is pretty much perfect

Luke Heaven is amazing

Dude that guys like so lovely, hes Luke Heaven

by Rikology June 1, 2009

luke markey

To Markey, motion over ground and objects like that of the free-runner (parkour) and stunt actor from the soon to be released motion picture Blood And Chocolate

oooo that was a bit Markey... (upon seeing someone jump a fence in fantastic fashion)

or.. to shout LUKE MARKEY ! whilst Transversing an Object to give courage!

by Mr Loom July 25, 2006