liberal

In modern American terminology, a liberal is one who falls to the political left on most issues. These people, although good citizens, seem to enjoy muckraking and slandering most of the time. They say they like America and her laws and policies, but they end up just protesting, which is ok, but they tend to do it negatively. Overall, the modern use of the word liberal is just an insult, such as calling one a jackass, which, coincidentally, is the Democratic Party's symbol.

That guy listens to phish records, smokes pot, and is a public nuisance. He must be a liberal.

ps, im not conservative.

by Enlightened America March 22, 2005

libragender

A non-binary gender of feeling either both female and agender at the same time, or male and agender at the same time. The term 'libragender' gets its name from the star sign Libra, which is an equal scale. This represents the bifeelings of a set gender and a non-binary transgender

Person One: Hey! Are you a boy or a girl?
Person Two: Neither! I'm libragendered.

by WinchesterRed67 November 17, 2015

Liberal

A selfish and self centered person that tries to take the rights of other law abiding citizens away. These types of people are very close to terrorists, if they aren't already. Liberals cause anarchy to spread confusion in an attempt to ruin the lives of innocent people.

Bob: Why the hell are you dating karen?! She is a fucking liberal!
Phil: She has nice tits.
Bob: Fair 'nuff, but be careful. If you have consensual sex with her, she may sue you and accuse you of sexual assault.
Phil: Noted.

by WeeW MooM September 11, 2020

Liberal

Being so open minded that your brains have fallen out

America cannot negotiate or have open dialogues with terrorist, but if your liberal you believe it is an option.

by Centennial Eric February 1, 2009

liberal

1) An ideology based upon some wellfare and equal rights for various monioritys.

2) A term to decribe a follower of 1.

3) A term used to scare the ignorant and apathetic, usually used by the less ethical members of the right.

1)modern liberalism doesnt really resemble classical liberalism which is more akin to fiscal conservatism.

2)he is liberal

3)theirs a liberal conspiricy to destroy america.

by zombiejack February 1, 2005

tree hugging liberal

This is one of the biggest myths.These bourgeois environmentalist liberals only hug trees for photo-ops as political opportunism , or to ease their own conscience.They don't give a fuck about the environment or about minorities or about anything.Anyone who does like trees will vote Republican since most rural people and farmers are Republican and most hunters and fisherman are Republican.The Democrats want to outlaw hunting and fishing and guns! They say that guns kill people! They say that fish have feelings and even souls.They say it's bad to kill animals but they have no problem aborting babies.The Democrats are usually well off , often millionaires or billionaires or wealthy celebrities and the ones who aren't wealthy celebrities are still usually well off enough to go to college to learn how to DATE RAPE women or how to PROTEST the good things in life as taught to them by their meme-spewing,agitprop-proselytizing , commie-hippie professors!!!!

The tree hugging liberal is the enemy of trees.They are all rich and are into the arts and culture and big city shit like museums and broadway plays.They support gays and gangs and call anyone who thinks differently than them a "redneck" or inbred hick when in reality the Democraps started the KKK and also most of the major wars,and they've had an awful lot of hick-arse,inbred hillybillies elected president.So go drink your Billy Beer and reminisce about when "Bubba" was president.Or when Jimmy Carter was president and couldn't pronounce "nuclear" properly either.Stop being such goddamn hypocrites and just shut the fuck up for once.Look,Bubba was just a semen-stain on the history books so fuck that guy.

by piss the fuck off assholes December 28, 2005

Texan Liberal

An oxymoron. Everyone knows there no such thing as a liberal from Texas. Jeez.

Guy 1: Is that a Texan Liberal?
Guy 2: No.

by Hotadff February 6, 2006