Noodle Kitty 

Someone who accepts a marriage proposal before the proposal is even made.

Claudia: So guy's guess what? Matt proposed to me and we are going to be getting married next Thursday!

Darlene: You just met him on-line a week ago. You are the biggest noodle kitty I know.

Noodle Kitty by Claudia von Schaussenberg July 30, 2009

Angry Kitty 

A itchy vagina.

A angry lesbian.

A woman responds to the paramedics when asked what her complaint is. "I'z got a angry kitty."

One lesbian to another....." I really wanted that Subaru Forester but, that angry kitty beat me too it."

Angry Kitty by Teleygirl April 24, 2010

Pitty Kitty 

What one gets after hours of begging and pleading for sex.

After the 3 kids finally fell asleep, Brandon began his usual act of begging and pleading for a little Pitty Kitty from his always pretending to be too tired, uncaring wife.

Pitty Kitty by Brandingo June 20, 2011

Gimme kitty 

Let's make love. Give me sex.

Come over later and gimme kitty

Gimme kitty by Brian Zarate March 8, 2013

gutter kitty 

An ugly cougar

Bro, she's way too old and ugly to be a cougar, she a gutter kitty!

gutter kitty by too infinity and beyond October 22, 2015

To Shove a Kitty up a Vagina 

The act of cleaning a cat's litter box

To Shove a Kitty up a Vagina

"Yeah, give me 15 minutes, I'm gonna go try to shove my kitty up my vagina."

To Shove a Kitty up a Vagina by Darkstar864 March 13, 2017

Bless the Baby Kitty 

A phrase that is used when a statement or action is made that is so stupid that the only response that can be give in a shake of the head and to say "Bless the Baby Kitty"

Everyone is always treated fair. Response: (Shake your head and say) Bless the Baby Kitty

Bless the Baby Kitty by AUSTAFF July 15, 2017