Felix jordan

A man with a small willy and no friends

Felix jordan has a small willy

by Bigggg willly mannn November 8, 2020

Jordan River

A river right next Jordan and israel. Not many know this but it is the place where Jesus Christ was baptized. It flows off in to the dead sea.

someone 1: hey have you been to jordan river?
someone2: no, why?
someone 1: its where jesus was baptized. its really nice there.

by mk614 December 23, 2011

jordan madgar

The thiccest baddest bitch on the east side of the Mississippi. If you fuck with Jordan Madgar you probably have mass amounts of sex and are pretty dope

Do you know Jordan Madgar

by Lady tamer March 10, 2020

jordan ott

he is my dad.....

That is it.... He is my jordan ott

by dytfugiyfugh October 3, 2018

Jordan Elbridge

Is a small crackhead school, where all the girls post their bootie pics on vsco, and all the guys craze over their fuck boy attitude and pretend they sleep with all the girls but there actually watching orgies from pornhub.

Who’s bootie pic is that?
Idk someone from Jordan Elbridge for sure.

by Mr.Leprechaun July 12, 2019

Michael Jordan

The only athlete in history to say his own name when he lets off that incredible jump shot

Announcer: Jordan come's up from the left hand side of the arc, jukes to the top of the key, FADE'S AWAY!

Michael Jordan: JORDAN!!!!

Announcer: MJ is money yet again

by edgepotato January 14, 2007

Michael Jordans

Large shiny rims. Usually 23" to be exact. Hence the name "Michael Jordan" whose number was 23.

Jackson's ride is now pimped outbecause he has michael jordans.

by Perry April 7, 2004