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Jock-mattress

A girl that constantly sleeps with a guy(or guys) that are jocks
She’s still sleeping with him, what a jock-mattress

Shut up, jock-mattress
by Mrsknoxoverstreet October 31, 2020
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House Jock

A Scottish person that has shaped their identity specifically for the approval of English people. They do this to further their careers in business and the media. A house jock will play up to certain stereotypes of Scottish people such as friendliness and drunkeness for the entertainment of an English audience. What they will never do is critique English culture, the monarchy or show support for Scottish independence. Deep down they are ashamed of themselves for playing this role or they have self loathing for being Scottish.

There are two subsections of House Jock:
1) Upper/ Middle Class: they have more in common with wealthy English people than they do working class Scottish people. They like Burns Suppers and Scotland Rugby but they benefit from unionism so remain subservient

2) Working class: They have ties to Rangers or Heart of Midlothian Football Clubs. They cling to the idea of a British identity, usually with support for the army or hatred towards the Irish. The idea of an independent Scotland severely threatens their identity
“Were you down in London for James’ wedding? How was it”

“Yeah it was alright, all his work mates were there though so he was acting weird”

“Oh no not the house jock routine”

“Yep, every story was about drinking
by Morris505 July 11, 2024
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socky jock

An individual who will always smell like a seamen covered sock, like the ones used after masturbating
shut up chris you socky jock motherfucker
by Gonkaholic January 24, 2024
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hiding jock

To hide something (usually drugs) under your balls, in your crack or up your ass.
Homie had drugs hiding jock.
by Olejb January 30, 2016
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Jock Trip

a sub label of the style prep, now defined as its own swagger type.

Prep- for typical teenage behavior, in areas like clothing, school behavior, and sports participation, classic, intelligent.

-preps usually are more ambitious and/or image-conscious than others.

Trip- meaning the Swagger itself represented
Ayyy, my boys rockin' his jock trip today
by swaggeright December 7, 2010
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House Jock

A Scottish person that has shaped their identity specifically for the approval of English people. They do this to further their careers in business and the media. A house jock will play up to certain stereotypes of Scottish people such as friendliness and drunkeness for the entertainment of an English audience. What they will never do is critique English culture, the monarchy or show support for Scottish independence. Deep down they are ashamed of themselves for playing this role or they have self loathing for being Scottish.

There are two subsections of House Jock:
1) Upper/ Middle Class: they have more in common with wealthy English people than they do working class Scottish people. They like Burns Suppers and Scotland Rugby but they benefit from unionism so remain subservient

2) Working class: They have ties to Rangers or Heart of Midlothian Football Clubs. They cling to the idea of a British identity, usually with support for the army or hatred towards the Irish. The idea of an independent Scotland severely threatens their identity
“Were you down in London for James’ wedding? How was it”

“Yeah it was alright, all his work mates were there though so he was acting weird”

“Oh no not the house jock routine”

“Yep, every story was about drinking or fighting. He was like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers!”
by Morris505 July 11, 2024
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Jock

Idiom, Irish origin~

esp. a scornful term used to convey a particular expression of disgust at the exceptional state of disrepair/bad condition of the item under discussion.
"That yoke's in a fucking jock" Hench exclaims as we pull up to view a 1989 zxr400 motorcycle which was described as 'in good condition' on ebay after driving 65miles. And promptly leave.
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