JEREMY

RIDICULOUS

I was going to buy a float plane but my girlfriend said that would be JEREMY of me.

I wanted to be funny and buy an ice cream truck but again my girlfriend thought that would be Jeremy

by Kateraide October 29, 2021

Jeremy

Jeremy is an awesome person to be around. Jeremy is always up for a good time, and says the sweetest and most genuine compliments. Jeremy is incredibly hilarious, and witty. You can always trust Jeremy. There are infinitely more reasons why Jeremy is an awesome friend.

“Wow, I wish I met Jeremy sooner.”

“Jeremy is just awesome at playing the spoons”

Friend 1: “Wow, who’s that really cool person solving that Rubik’s cube?”
Friend 2: “That’s Jeremy”

by Ratatouille.the.bomb.com August 16, 2023

february 9th (attack jeremy day)

feberuary 9th is the day you get to freely attack anybody named jeremy. we hate you, people named jeremy!

"I can slap you, it's February 9th (attack jeremy day). I can attack anybody named Jeremy."

by shrimpgod413 February 9, 2024

jeremy

ugly and fat, obsessed with girls way out of his league and a major stalker

jeremy is such a red flag

by gokyspls December 18, 2023

Jeremy moment

A situation that defies logic or expectations in a way that feels bizarrely fitting for someone like Jeremy. It's less about what Jeremy says, and more about his presence and gestures, his "gesthics" in moments that are strangely chaotic, awkward, or unexpected. A "Jeremy Moment" captures that vibe of, "Yeah, that would totally happen to Jeremy."

The vending machine exploded and started playing classical music. Total Jeremy moment.

by Scoopsoup May 12, 2025

Jeremy

A seagull that is fat and eats McDonald’s

“Look at that seagull eating an Oreo McFlurry, what a Jeremy”

by Bitchfit…… February 19, 2025

Jeremy and Cierra

Jeremy and Cierra are the best couple in the whole wide world and will last for eternity. If you walk past them you will be intimidated by their sexiness and powerful aura. They are a couple that can’t be fucked with. Jeremy and Cierra will have 5 kids and make a little army and some day rule the world.

John: OMG did you see that couple walk by??

Rebecca: YEAH! that’s Jeremy and Cierra, They got married after only 2 weeks of knowing each other and stayed together forever!

John: wow! I wanna be them when I grow up

by Dickdonut February 11, 2025