Jacob Cote

The sexiest beast muffincake alive;
He loves his black buddie ... Joe
And his best friend Juan

Jacob Cote is the sexiest beast muffincake alive and you should not be able to define him except for his friends Joe and Juan

by mrifresh55, hxckideskimo August 6, 2010

Jacob Ponzi

A boy with a funny last name that attends OMS and eats food and is married to Nick Stubba and who is named Cuddles and rapes people and loves to make perverted jokes and does NOT like to pet Dinos!!!!

Kid "Hey Jake Guess What?"
Jacob Ponzi "What?"
Kid "I got my number changed!"
Jacob Ponzi "What is it?"
Kid "342-7869"
Jacob Ponzi "Lol"
Kid "What?"
Jacob Ponzi "69"

by OMS DEFINER March 17, 2009

Jacob sartorius

A boy who got famous by musically by body rolling and biting his lip for 9 year olds and then thought he could sing because he lipsynced on musically so much it make him think it's super easy. Then on his first music video sweatshirt a sweatshirt was randomly moving around probably trying to get away from him then later on in life became a loser.

Oh yeah that jacob sartorius kid. He's a elf

by Scammer_gets_scammed March 10, 2019

Jacob Young

Literally THE singular stinkiest man you cold ever possibly smell. Worse than a homeless man. Worse than a shit house. Anything you can think of . also pretty homo too, but not full homo.

EWW, do ya smell that Jacob Young. YEAH its so bad i've already threw up my lungs. I kno its so bad, he must be like 50 meters at least from here.

by The White Gandhi March 2, 2020

Jacob is gay

Jacob is gay. Most guys named Jacob are gay. They love dudes. "Gay is the name Jacob"- YOda

Jacob is gay to the max.

by Robin william March 3, 2022

horse jacob

one who feels hes has the biggest fucking dick this side of the equator. commonly refers to his huge feet, leading you to try and believe that he has a large penis. when in reality hes probably smaller than your 2 year old brother soft on a cold day.

"look at that horse jacob trying to pimp the ladies into believing his penis is huge."

by poopdick February 4, 2004

gay jacob

A Jacob will always be gay no matter wat

Damn gay jacob

by Heellllllo December 5, 2017