Funny Juice

The juice in your body that makes you tell jokes. Recharges when you sleep.

Sorry man I can't tell you a joke because I'm out of funny juice.

by Dr. Anthony Fauci April 06, 2021

Juice Puss

Multiple meaning word used in south Houston referring to just about anything

Chris won’t shotgun that beer he is a “Juice Puss”
Logan banged this girl and she had a fat “Juice Puss”

by Bigurbanjuice May 27, 2020

lava juiced

When an astronaut jizzes in another astronauts helmit to make it look like a lava lamp inside.

"Dude, do you think Neil Armstrong ever got lava juiced?"

"What the fuck is wrong is you? But yeah he probably did."

by Jaysaac chobes January 22, 2013

dumbfuck juice

A term coined by Twitter in 2018 and later adopted by stan twitter and egirl culture. It’s used as an explanation for some dumb shit a homie might’ve done. A variation on dumb bitch juice.

“Damn, Osvaldo really messed up on November 11th”
“He literally drank dumbfuck juice”

by issu3s October 23, 2019

Queef Juice

Juciy pussy air.

She had queef juice alllll up in her panties.

by Fuckyoumf July 17, 2018

Juice bomb

A term used in golf to describe when your golf ball bounces off the paved cart path, thus increasing the distance of your shot.

Big Jon just ass-blasted a drive on 14 that bounced right off the cart path; a true juice bomb!

by Tin Cup Chalice February 01, 2023

Jean Juice

The moist remnants of precum left in your pants after a boner has came and gone.

Alright bro, I was standing there dick game on hard and this bitch grinding on me left me feeling that Jean Juice running down my leg.

by WEB Dabois January 23, 2020