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Headbutting his jocks

When a massive big Grogan is knocking on the back door, It's headbutting your jocks.
Bill ran in urgency to the rest room after 24 chicken nuggets and 3 red bulls for breakfast. He was on a tight line if he could make it or not after his tummy got full of all that junk.
He knew if this massive Grogan that was headbutting his jocks wasn't gone from his sphincter he was going to have a mess on his hands after the exorcism of his anus took place in the porcelain throne room.
by Rusty Trombosis March 12, 2024
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Jock hopster

Noun: A girl who systematically moves from guy to guy within a particular group or click when she is dissed or dumped by whom ever she is currently persuing within that group.
Dude, have you heard that Joey is dating the jock hopster? That girl has tried to hook up with all of us, man she's a jock hopster!
by Houston JC July 8, 2009
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Shock Jock

When your dick hits the electrical outfit. Often used in Canada

-By ABraveBoy
This guy shock jocked his dick like a phone charger!
by ABraveBoy March 12, 2022
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Jock

"Wow, John is such a damn jock"
by strap for your jock January 18, 2020
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jock salt

Dandruff on your ball sack and grundle area.
Damn these potatos taste like they were made with jock salt
by Youngsandwitch April 5, 2017
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Jocking

it has same meaning as (bustin a nut) or (jacking off) you can say it means to masturbate .
A girl may ask you does jock ?

I was jocking last night .
by jack7777 November 17, 2019
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Jock

Verb: To steal, copy or re appropriate in a similar fashion
Why is that fool always wearin a Yanky cap like he tryin to jock Jay-Z's swag?

I switched from coffee to matcha in the afternoons and then RJ started drinking started drinking matcha the next day. That guy always jocks my beverage steeze.
by SyddedOnEm January 18, 2018
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