canibis casey - holy shit check out my pants
space turtle - yea dude they look tight on your nuts
canibis casey - yea these are my "ball squeeze jeans"
space turtle - yea dude they look tight on your nuts
canibis casey - yea these are my "ball squeeze jeans"
by Josh Poory (p-dizzle to the wizzle) November 5, 2008

The White Jeans Theory is a theory that anybody, regardless of sex, who wears full length pure white jeans enjoys and engages in the act of anal sex.
The theory was created after the founder of the White Jeans Theory discovered that girls that wear white jeans have very crazy, sexy and uncontrollable personality. After months of pondering and investigating this discovery the founder realized that the commonalty between people who wear white jeans is the fact that they engage in anal sex. The theory includes both male and female.
If the person wearing white jeans denis the theory it is because they just don't know they like it yet, even if they tried it.
The theory only includes full length pure white jeans. Shorts, Capris, yoga pants or other non-jean materials do not count. People wearing white jeans as part of a uniform for work, school or costume purposes also does not count.
The theory was created after the founder of the White Jeans Theory discovered that girls that wear white jeans have very crazy, sexy and uncontrollable personality. After months of pondering and investigating this discovery the founder realized that the commonalty between people who wear white jeans is the fact that they engage in anal sex. The theory includes both male and female.
If the person wearing white jeans denis the theory it is because they just don't know they like it yet, even if they tried it.
The theory only includes full length pure white jeans. Shorts, Capris, yoga pants or other non-jean materials do not count. People wearing white jeans as part of a uniform for work, school or costume purposes also does not count.
According to the white jeans theory people who wear white jeans like anal sex.
That girl is wearing white jeans... You know what that means?
That girl is wearing white jeans... You know what that means?
by FITZ! December 18, 2012

Ripped jeans around the knee are highly fashionable at the moment. However a lot of people do not realise it represents that the wearer is used to getting on their knees regularly to perform blow jobs, hence why the knee area tends to be worn out.
by jonny singh April 12, 2017

An esoteric doctrine explaining the bizarre reasons chicks hate each other and are no longer friends. It can be applied uniformly to all women who borrow any type of clothing, accessories, electronics, etc., and don't return said item, leading to a downward spiral in the strength of the friendship. Occasionally, the jeans incident doctrine may lead to the creation of mortal enemies.
Ex #1: "Yo man, you hear Anna isn't talking to Katie anymore?"
"Really, what happened?"
"I think Katie borrowed her favorite scrunchie without asking, classic jeans incident doctrine at work"
Ex #2: "You can't invite her boss man, Jamie is going to be there, Shelly and Jamie hate each other now"
"what,... did Jamie borrow her jeans and not return them or something?"
"yeah, the proverbial jeans incident doctrine rears its ugly head again"
"Really, what happened?"
"I think Katie borrowed her favorite scrunchie without asking, classic jeans incident doctrine at work"
Ex #2: "You can't invite her boss man, Jamie is going to be there, Shelly and Jamie hate each other now"
"what,... did Jamie borrow her jeans and not return them or something?"
"yeah, the proverbial jeans incident doctrine rears its ugly head again"
by Mscheve June 10, 2008

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by sk3tch011907 October 1, 2023

A man who loves his goat.
by Theguyhimself October 28, 2011
