The strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites that read like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.
Example: "There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." –Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
Example: "There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." –Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
The Jay-Peterman on this bud says it is like sitting on top of a toadstool in a garden of dreams, catching raindrops of relaxation on your tongue instead of flies.
by Da Do Run Run January 17, 2021
Get the Jay-Petermanmug. A lazy security guard that likes taking it up the butt, he also enjoys tongue punching fat man's fart boxes.
by Fancycarol December 26, 2016
Get the Jay Gannmug. by w###jay February 5, 2022
Get the jay luxmanmug. by Byjayswingler February 16, 2021
Get the Jay Swinglermug. Jumbo jay is the bestest friend a the wild Serenar. The jumbo jay only comes out at night to drop coffee as the evaloo feelz bad for the coffee.
by Yeehaw jayda October 13, 2019
Get the Jumbo Jaymug. Jai Denise is a music producer and artist. She is very sexy and she wears many hats. With her many talents and beautiful smile that lights up the room, you can’t help but fall in love.
by Redhairbaddie November 23, 2021
Get the jai denisemug. by Jai Gopal January 19, 2018
Get the Jai Storymug.