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Carlos Classic

Unannounced disappearance during a night out (often to the kindergarten, where Carlos tends to lurk in the shadows while scouting for prospective roster signings).
'During a bois night out'

Erik: Let's go to another bar, no baddies here right now.
Johan: Yeah sure, but where did Carlos go?
Albin: He's gone off to scout for rocketshows at the kindergarten.

Erik: Why's he always gotta do the Carlos Classic on nights out?
Johan: Lil bro can't help himself.
by EI Chapo February 7, 2024
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Classically Educated

When you’re really smart and use the right yours in the correct context.
Being classically educated also means you don’t believe victims and find dog sexual assault funny LOL.
It also gives you n word hard r pass because you think racism is a conspiracy theory. (e.g. being racist to muslims isn’t racist)
your heinous is correct
you’re clapped is wrong

USE THE RIGHT YOUR
Another example of being classically educated:
Haru...stop talking about your abuse and let me show you my private folder of my daughter. 😁😁😁
Shit in bed!
by Wilfyisaboatthat February 13, 2021
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Classic Mahfoud

When someone attempts to gaslight you and assumes you've have conversations when you haven't and they are in fact at fault.
by Seg_ksa March 1, 2025
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stony classic

Any song that when played at a party will kill the mood almost instantly. A music genre that forces one to consider suicide.
Everyone was dancing and having fun until the song got changed to a stony classic.
by jlzd May 2, 2014
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The Blueface Classic

the act of a woman giving that good old "glock glock" "brain" "head" or a "blowjob" with huge lips the size of an apes. it oftens leads to him cumming on her nose and pouring blue paint on her.
I gave sara The Blueface Classic last night and she loved it
by thebigboyflatcock January 11, 2021
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Classic Cooper

Wanking with one hand, finger up the bum with the other
Had such a good Classic Cooper last night
by Ricky Martin1 September 29, 2012
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