Rub Right

The act of masturbation while scrolling through an online dating app.

Ted likes to come home from a long day at work, open up tinder and rub right then jump in the shower.

by YouKnewWhatThisWas July 7, 2016

Doin' it right

When someone performs an action without any flaws. They are "Doin' it right".

Mike: Can you believe how wet Stacey got after she was with Alex?

Steve: No shit man! He was doin' it right.

by Douche it out300000 September 6, 2009

Parental rights

A modern way of saying "I think children are their parent's property." The term is typically used as a dog whistle to defend the ability of parents to abuse transgender children. It is also sometimes used by child predators to justify sexually abusing children.

"I'm not a bigot, but I do believe in parental rights."

by Sl0wpoke September 21, 2023

Titty rights

When you in a commited relationship and even if yo girl is mad, you claim your titty rights and she can't object so you get a hand full of tittes.

Girlfriend: I'm pissed off at you, don't touch me.

You: I got titty rights. Get yo ass over here.

by Youbleedugly May 8, 2016

Jesus Rights

Someone who has the right to be sacrilegiously crucified.

You have Jesus rights.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

rights check

When you check what you can, and cannot do usually based on your background or appearance.

Person 1: I can say the n-word because I’m black!

Person 2: No you can’t you’re as white as paper. Go do a rights check, buddy.

by LiverFailureIsInevitable April 9, 2022

jesse is right

Jess is always right no matter what

Jesse is right, Sam is not

by Ehhdhshehsysgw February 26, 2019