Infinity

Basically a number that makes 1 quintillion quintillions look invisible that isn't even a number.

Infinity must be huger than huge can ever be huge

by Quantum_Destroyer_1337 June 12, 2015

Infinitum

the biggst nub to ever nub a nub.....

look! its inf the nub!
LETS STEAL HIS FOOD CAUSE WE ARE SAVAGES!!!!!

by vinnie July 20, 2003

INFINIT

Albanians use it for People that don't have a life. People that try to be good in one and special, but the truth is that they're not.

-He's an infinit, he can't go further with his life.

by Invalid September 14, 2003

Infinite Warfare

The definition of trash

I’ll just throw this banana peel in the infinite warfare

by Prsy February 18, 2018

infiniscient

Infinitely Omniscient.

It cannot be that I both need to know in order to learn, and that I am able to learn without knowing at all. Either I may affirm that I must know things in order to learn new things, but that I cannot learn anything without already knowing something; or I may perceive it possible for me to learn new things without having knowledge, yet in turn that I don’t need to know anything in order to gain knowledge. If I affirm that knowledge is needed for me to learn new things, but that I cannot learn without already knowing something, then either I proclaim that whatever I know is supported by an infinite chain of knowledge I alone possess, or I assert that I do not truly know anything. If it is my impression that I in fact do not know anything, then I must ask how I truly know that. If I assert to know something, and an infinite chain of further knowledge must back up what I know, then I must believe myself infiniscient. Yet if I perceive it possible to learn new things without any pre-awareness, meaning a mind empty of any fact can achieve a truth within it, then I both assert that knowledge can be spontaneous (making the birth of knowledge self-contradictory to its state of existence,) and that there is no such concept as absurdity, in that whatever information I learn by any uncertain means (or by any fact that does not have infinite support) still qualifies as true knowledge.

by LayZBum55 April 1, 2007

Infinity Calculator

Imaginary calculator, the use of which, is sarcastically suggested by others to highlight a person's incapacity in completing a technical task. A secondary function of the term's use can be to convey the frustration experienced when working with such a person.

Brendan: How do you get the final answer in this problem?

Paul: Just use the Infinity Calculator in Excel.

Brendan: What? Where's that?

Paul: You mean you don't know how to use the Infinity Calculator? FFS!

by whatahw January 2, 2010

infintacide

what happens when parenting fails

Person 1: "Did you hear about Dave, he had to resort to infintacide."
Person 2: " I figured, he wasn't the best father to his son."

by Fador E February 8, 2010