Internet Explorer 

1) The world's worst web browser, that people with no technology knowledge (see also: n00b) use because they don't know better.

2) The web browser I'm NOT using to submit this definition. (see also: Mozilla)

3) teh suxorz

1) Dude, are you using Internet Explorer? Wow, you must LIKE spyware!
2) Inferior to Mozilla
3) Analogy- Sugar and Water:Mosquitoes::IE::Spyware

Internet Explorer by llamapalooza87 June 20, 2004

internet disease 

A picture of a person who lokks more attractive than they usually are, mostly seen in black or with blurish effects.
Though it may be hard to resist, try not to look at it too hard, or you'll tend to like he or she. (mostly a her)

On myspace some girl looks so hot...
but when I met her at school I threw up in her face...
found out it was internet disease

internet disease by Ihavnoname January 3, 2006

You suck at the internet

To not be very skilled in the online world.

Racamoni you suck at the internet

You suck at the internet by Dr. PWN11111111111111111111111111111 July 3, 2007

Internet 

The internet is a device made by man with the intention to enrich our lives and broaden our knowledge beyond previous realms of possibility by sharing information via a communication device.

Today it is used to look at pornography, bitch about films, share pirated anime via popular file-sharing sites and cause illiteracy and general retardation amongst youths.

Little Timmy: You know poppa, I think I might use the worlds largest data base of information to educate myself and learn to view my opinions with tolerance and validity so I can become a better member of society.
Poppa: Really?
Little Timmy: Fuck no! Now get outta my room so I can download German pr0n and stalk girls on MSN lulz!!!1 D4m I <3 the internet!

Internet by Chris Rock mutha fucka May 22, 2007

internet whores

Internet whores are women looking for for a long term relationship by posting pictures of themselves as whores on the net.There is a subspecies of whore that is into casual sex, but has too many young kids at home to go to the bar. No self esteem and a rash that will not go away is often the result of visiting a one of these skanks.

He Billy I told you to put a sock on, if you were going to bang those internet whores.

internet whores by Johny Skanked September 25, 2006

Internet anytime minutes 

What office workers use when they are being the "most productive" at their jobs.

T-roy looked at the clock and said, "Well, boys, I have two hours left to do absolutely nothing! The web don't surf itself! It's time to use up some of my Internet anytime minutes to look busy!"

Internet anytime minutes by G Lo August 5, 2004

internet-fag 

A fantastical language used by deluded, sexually deprived internet dwellers who have strayed so far from the edge of reality and into the world of the "interwebs" that even the dialect and language itself have become fragmented and replaced with running, esoteric internet jokes (a.k.a. "memes").

"Dude did you even understand what that guy was saying?"

"Not really man... I'm pretty sure he was speaking in internet-fag."

internet-fag by llamaneck12 January 18, 2012