Penis

A big dingaling hanging where a vagina is or would be. If your gay it would be shoved up an asshole but if your straight you shove it up a vagina. You only do this when you have a boner. That is a hard penis or dick.

Girl-UHHH, babe your penis is fucking all up in my vagina!
Boy-I know. You like it?
Girl-Yes babe I love it!

by Gay Boi 69 March 3, 2019

Penis

Male genitals

"Hey look" said jerry to tom "my penis slipped inside your mom"

by Iam_ disletcic January 2, 2017

Penis

A thing Girls/Homosexuals crave like a fat kid and his Twinkies...

"Wow, Daquan has a large penis!"

by Who do you think I am?! March 30, 2015

Penis

Stop looking up penis on the urban dictionary you pervs

Ughhhhhg said the penis

by Gaytrain77 September 19, 2019

Penis

Large bit of skin that pisses and cums.

My Penis is hard

by Darcyishere February 25, 2019

penis

a long and hard stick that goes up a moist vagina( or but hole) oral sex, butt sex, hot sex, best moment of anyones life. Haveeeeee fuuuuun fucking.... don't be a virgin for life. god don't don't love ya. he can't fuck ya. peace out other fucker dicks and penises hope you get a boner ftom this. btw I'm a hot girl with a large assss and great big canto lopes for boobs. don't u wanna fuuuuck me hard against the wall???

Man that penis is long and hard. Fuuuuuck meeeee harder. bitch

by masterbationfuckinghard4eve November 9, 2017

Peni

A more logical plural for the word 'Penis'

Your mum takes all of the neighbouring men's peni

by AustisticOrangutan March 4, 2018