“I heard that Jessica chick is free tonight”
“Didn’t Noah slam her this morning?”
“Yea, well I need to laid”
“By her? She’s a total slam hog!”
“Didn’t Noah slam her this morning?”
“Yea, well I need to laid”
“By her? She’s a total slam hog!”
by Ligma knotz July 15, 2019
Get the Slam hogmug. Hogslime- when the contents of a wet fart are enough to exit the anal cavity but not enough to reach the cloth of the underwear of the Sharting perpetrator; leaving the inner flaps of the butt cheeks covered in a thin but noticeable film of ass juice and stomach acid.
Ex. “I thought I was safe after that near shart explosion in the break room this morning but when I went to the bathroom just now I noticed my draws were clean but when I wiped my ass my cheeks were covered in HOG-SLIME!!!”
by Jp-Teencenter November 9, 2022
Get the Hog-Slimemug. Guy one:"Dude where are all the ramen noodle packs I bought? I'm gonna cook some now"
Guy two: "I ate them"
Guy one: "YOU RAMEN HOG!"
Guy two: "I ate them"
Guy one: "YOU RAMEN HOG!"
by EvthePirateLord June 12, 2011
Get the Ramen Hogmug. the rather black art of making your motorcycle headlights look like a serious retard with crossed eyes
by paul May 26, 2004
Get the sponged the hogmug. Any foul-tasting alcoholic beverage consumed for the express purpose of quickly becoming drunk. That special brew you turn to only when you need to drink your miseries away.
I've had a really crappy day. My wife left me. I got fired. And they towed my car away. Barkeep give me a Hog On The Rocks
by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010
Get the Hog On The Rocksmug. Similar to a "Hog On The Rocks" in that it's a foul-tasting alcoholic beverage consumed for the express purpose of becoming drunk. However this version is mixed with water and more often becomes a regular order.
Well here's to another crappy day working at the same office I've despised for the last fifteen years! Barkeep give me a Hog and Water.
by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010
Get the Hog And Watermug. by JennyBene August 16, 2011
Get the duffle that hogmug.