Brick Hands

A person who can not catch a football.

*Jon throws a football to his friend A.j*
*A.j got his hands on it but bounced right back out of them*
Jon: Nice brick hands you'd be a great punt blocker!
A.j: Shut the hell up.

by Jonathan Polamalu October 7, 2012

Handsy the Invisible Man

Phrase used to describe your friend or buddy that gets very touchy-feely when drunk.

Watch out for Handsy the Invisible Man after 4 Kettle One and Tonic's...he has 8 arms and will probably feel up your wife or grab some girl's tits along the way...

by B. Hanback January 17, 2009

eel hands

derived from brad champagne

hands that feel like alligators

bodan has eel hands, grosssssssss

by brad April 18, 2004

Fucking Handsome

Gary Barlow

Gary Barlow on the X Factor is FUCKING HANDSOME.

by Caymanj13 October 2, 2011

glasgow handshake

To headbutt someone. See also glasgow kiss. Popular in Scotland, apparently.

Hello, Jimmy!

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

Russian Hands, Roman Fingers

Russian Hands = "rush in" hands to feel boobs
Roman Fingers = "roaming fingers" to feel boobs

I have Russian Hands, Roman Fingers!!

by 6DADADA June 24, 2009

menudo handshake

Banging your girlfriend doggy style in her arse while reaching into her pussy (whole handed) jacking yourself off through the thin membrain that seperates the two.

You should've seen Lisa's eyes light up when I shook hands with her guts lastnight. She loves them menudo handshakes!!

by Munson January 20, 2005