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Hurricane Cake

Floridian specialty consisting of decorative Icing made to look like a hurricane for a hurricane party. Blackballed by Publix grocery store management for contributing to the promotion of illicit hurricane parties. Their idea is people should evacuate to safety and not get drunk and eat cake.

That is highly debatable.

In the end it winds up never being a serious storm at all. Central Florida gets worse afternoon thunderstorms than most "hurricanes". Storms with names just last a bit longer and have more palm fronds flying about. Unless you made the worst possible decision in your property choice (I.E. on the beachside) there is literally no reason to plan on anything but some rainy weather.
Sucks that your Publix isn't cool enough to ignore the company ban and make you a hurricane cake on the low man.
by dnbdave November 14, 2022
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"Hurrr" Bustin'

When you're about to nut but and you don't live home alone so you must stay silent.
Before climax, you hear an approaching, loudening groan sounding like "HrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRR".
That Astolfo Hentai was so bussin' that it had me "Hurrr" Bustin'
by TheSlangMaker420 February 19, 2023
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hurricanesfan123

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by wallahiimfinished February 27, 2023
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Hurricane Handles

The handlebars secured to the walls of public bathrooms, usually near the toilets. They're meant for ease of access for people with mobility concerns, but double as bars to brace yourself with when The Big One hurricanes out of you.
After eating from a sketchy halal food cart, John gripped the hurricane handles so tightly that he bent them.
by Your chicanery buddy August 2, 2023
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hurri-quake

A disaster when a hurricane hits then a earthquake hits with it
*Random person* How can a hurricane and earthquake happen all together?
*Me* you call that a hurri-quake
by John da dude August 20, 2023
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Hurrigames

Let’s play some hurrigames during the hurricane.
by TMB Florida August 29, 2023
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Hurrish

Induces a cringe in the listener, but in a mild, subtle way; it won't make everyone feel like this. A cross between silly, stupid, embarrassing, wince-worthy, pretentious.
I wish she'd stop calling the spa a 'wellness centre', it's so hurrish.

Hilary's had her hair cut in this stupid short bob that comes just below her ears, with a fringe half-way up her forehead, it looks really hurrish.
by Rabbity June 5, 2023
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