msn hog

when a person speaks to more than one person at a time while IM'ing

Cecilia: you sleeping now?
Me: naw, im talking to you and my bff
Cecilia: pfft, msn hog..

by choirgirl6 December 26, 2010

Hog-Slime

Hogslime- when the contents of a wet fart are enough to exit the anal cavity but not enough to reach the cloth of the underwear of the Sharting perpetrator; leaving the inner flaps of the butt cheeks covered in a thin but noticeable film of ass juice and stomach acid.

Ex. “I thought I was safe after that near shart explosion in the break room this morning but when I went to the bathroom just now I noticed my draws were clean but when I wiped my ass my cheeks were covered in HOG-SLIME!!!”

by Jp-Teencenter November 9, 2022

Ramen Hog

A person who eats all the packs of ramen noodles and eats them dry and uncooked.

Guy one:"Dude where are all the ramen noodle packs I bought? I'm gonna cook some now"

Guy two: "I ate them"

Guy one: "YOU RAMEN HOG!"

by EvthePirateLord June 12, 2011

Blog Hog

Where a poster hogs someones blog with repeated and continuous posts.

blahblahblahblahblahblahblah
posted by Blog Hog @ 3:15pm

blahblahblahblahblah
posted by Blog Hog @ 3:17pm

blahblahblahblah

Ps: blahblahblah
posted by Blog Hog @ 3:18pm

by DeppZilla March 13, 2010

Slam hog

An unattractive female with absolutely no standards that is always ready for a good slamming.

“I heard that Jessica chick is free tonight”
“Didn’t Noah slam her this morning?”

“Yea, well I need to laid”
“By her? She’s a total slam hog!”

by Ligma knotz July 15, 2019

hog chow

A person who passes you on the highway going at least 20 mph over the speed limit, thereby nearly ensuring that any cops ahead of you will be well occupied by the time you get there.

Passenger: Aren't you worried about getting a ticket? You have the cruise set on 80! Driver: No sweat! Didn't you see that hog chow pass us doing 90 a mile back?

by Sooeee Pig! November 19, 2015

Hog-Frogging

When blessing your poor worthless ass with oral sex, your lady-friend stops mid slurp, smears almond butter on your helmet, sticks 6 raisins to the tip, and proceeds to remove them by flicking her tongue out at the raisins while muttering "Ribit! Ribit!" in her best Kermit the Frog voice.

Teresa and Janet went Hog-Frogging last night after their weekly trip to the Hooters all you can drink wing buffet; by the end of the night they had consumed 14 boxes of raisins.

by DisembodiedFloatingHead March 4, 2019