Him

Someone who is him

Person 1: Alejandro Tellez is him
Person 2: I agree

by cartifan445 October 10, 2022

Him

AKA god, the motherfucker with the biggest set of nuts in town that is fucking cracked at everything he does. this individual also gets an absurd amount of bitches.

Adis: “Dude did you hear that Nate fucked 17 bitches in one week, and then won the chip?”

Alex: “Yeah bro, Nate is Him”

by AdLad24 April 26, 2025

Him

He's the one who makes me happy, makes me smile, spends time with me. He's the one who made me a better person, the most beautiful boy I've ever seen in my entire life.
He's the one who wiped my tears when no one did, he's the one who has my heart and no one else. I love him

🗣️"Hey did you saw Yelena today?"
👤"Yea she looks like she's daydreaming about something"
🗣️" I think she's thinking about *HIM*"

by Yelena loves cats October 9, 2022

Schoolboying him

Schoolboy (doing the)

Also: schoolboying him

When you submit your guy/man and tie him to the bed, sit on his face (naked) and make him say the alphabet front to back until you come.

'Ah yeah, last night I was totally schoolboying him until he learned his lesson.'

by Terrible teddy November 25, 2018

show him off day!

post him on any social media!!

A: “Hey today is show him off day! Are you going to show him off today?”

B: “huh?”
A: “today show him off day you have to post your boyfriend on any social media and show him off!”

by ! <3 October 17, 2021

Alpaca Him

When a dirty slut blows a guy’s dick and holds the cum in her mouth and spits it back at his face

Hey dude you hear about his tinder date? He must’ve pissed her off because she did alpaca him

by Redhammer69 October 8, 2022

HIM

Too P. Too hot. Too fye. Cant be fucked with on any level
That guy that’ll take you’re wife. And ya dog. Just cuz he know she gonna want that out the divorce.

“Omg Ashad you’re really him”

“I’m really him bro”

“You really not him for real!!”

by 4d. Shadamaticus May 4, 2022